I wanna be a Ugandan police officer
*driving in my cop car and overhears a group of dudes talking and one of them has that lisp with the extra treble on the "s" sound*
*flicks on lights and hits the siren*
"UP AGAINST THE WALL!!!"
"No need to spread 'em, though"

"Repeat after me. Scoot, sit, stay, sorry, sexy, yes."
He repeats it and I tell him he's going down.


*driving in my cop car and overhears a group of dudes talking and one of them has that lisp with the extra treble on the "s" sound*
*flicks on lights and hits the siren*
"UP AGAINST THE WALL!!!"

"No need to spread 'em, though"


"Repeat after me. Scoot, sit, stay, sorry, sexy, yes."
He repeats it and I tell him he's going down.
