Lame nikka encounter

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:pachaha:I had to share...
You ever seen a group of white people that haven’t found themselves yet and they got that one black guy who kinda runs the crew or validates them(in their mind)?



I ran into an old friend(white chick)who was part of such a group in San Diego this weekend...
Group makeup was 3 bytches 1 fat bytch 1 nikka and 2 white dudes


I watched them for a while peeping how this nikka was moving.
Everything he had on was at least one size too big, but that didn't stop him from talking loud, asserting his “dominance” over the white dudes and basically being “the man”.
This was clearly “his party”.


I waited about 20 minutes till he went to the restroom to go over and say hi.
It went exactly as expected hugs of joy from ol girl, handshakes all around. Told her fat friend her heels were sexy etc.


Then he came back... we made eye contact and I could immediately see his soul... :merchant::sadcam:

I got the next round of drinks and took control of the conversation with lots of blatant :sas2: into nowhere that landed squarely in his heart. I even through some lifelines out to see if he was gonna sit down and accept what it was, and it seemed like he was gonna accept it.

until the girl he must of been crushing on(who likely has no idea he wants her) began giving me the :takedat: face, this lame nikka who had gone completely silent got the balls to engage and size me up.

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Keeping a straight face when he began pumping himself up was difficult cause I already knew what his life like, and knew how this was gonna go...
One of the white dudes already told me when he introduced himself he works with dude at Home Depot. He also colorfully described how shytty it was.


After some cocky remarks from him bout some dumb shyt that shouldn’t matter to a grown man filled with lots of "remembers?" and "right?" to get support.( I can’t even remember what it was) I was like
:sas1:so what do you do?


He began stumbling and came up with
“well I’m at Home Depot right now while I finish up code academy”


Homeboy who works with him was like :why:
After saying that he stared at his mai tai(what kinda man orders a mai tai at a bar) like
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:hubie:I didn’t press him tho… that wasn't what I came over for...


Me: oh that’s cool... how’s coding coming along?
Him: Good
Me: What language you learning?
Him: HTML
Me: :patrice:
Me: Oh that's what's up, what do you wanna do? Some kind of web development?
Him: *with all the base gone from his voice* I don’t know yet
Me:
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The bytches:
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The fat bytch:
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The white dudes:
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Him:
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Young bish he crushing: :dwillhuh:what do you do?
Me: :manny:I’m a quality supervisor for Chevron


Ladies: :whoo:
Young Bish: that’s impressive :noah:what do you do exactly?



His soul:
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We talked about my job for a bit then I invited them all whale watching the next day.
They all showed up but him.
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Ima start vloging my nights out. shyt is mad funny.
So let me get this straight. You had a night out with some people and you found out that you were "better" than another black guy. You then felt the need to post about it on thecoli :jbhmm:. Thread comes across as crabs in a barrel :yeshrug:. Congrats on being the better black man and seducing the girl he liked on purpose. I bet you feel good don't you :sas2:.
 

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everybody gets sonned, its not a black thing, sometimes other people are more suttle about the sonning

lets not do the white supremacist thing and turn ourselves into savages, as if only black men can bully

:comeon:
It's rampant among black and white Americans. I have never in my life seen one Asian American guy try to son another Asian American guy for no reason. I've been to the bay area and I never noticed this. You only see this among white and black people. Could it be that there's a difference in culture and values :jbhmm:.
 

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It's rampant among black and white Americans. I have never in my life seen one Asian American guy try to son another Asian American guy for no reason. I've been to the bay area and I never noticed this. You only see this among white and black people. Could it be that there's a difference in culture and values :jbhmm:.

It's American culture
 
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So to summarize you didnt approve of how this dude dress or behaved so you tried to embarrass him for the entertainment of some cacs?

"Gurrll he talks too loud":wrist::mjlol:

Why the next man living got you in your feelings to the point you have to make a scene and "expose" him lol.

Insecure fakkit shyt :hhh:

Got a feeling this is all :duck: tho.
 
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