Lol waited till dude went to the bathroom. Breh's having these imaginary power play in his head and going for dominance meanwhile he probably aint even on the other dude's mind.
They were probably clowning him
Breh probably smashed too.
Lol waited till dude went to the bathroom. Breh's having these imaginary power play in his head and going for dominance meanwhile he probably aint even on the other dude's mind.
Strike while the iron is hot. The coli would love this.I gotta start vlogging and find a way to incorporate(monetize) you nikkaz flaming me I think this shyt is gold if done correctly...
i need an update on the fat bytch
Ssbbw.How fat we talking
- BBW
- SSBBW
- Can't see her feet
So let me get this straight. You had a night out with some people and you found out that you were "better" than another black guy. You then felt the need to post about it on thecoli . Thread comes across as crabs in a barrel . Congrats on being the better black man and seducing the girl he liked on purpose. I bet you feel good don't you .I had to share...
You ever seen a group of white people that haven’t found themselves yet and they got that one black guy who kinda runs the crew or validates them(in their mind)?
I ran into an old friend(white chick)who was part of such a group in San Diego this weekend...
Group makeup was 3 bytches 1 fat bytch 1 nikka and 2 white dudes
I watched them for a while peeping how this nikka was moving.
Everything he had on was at least one size too big, but that didn't stop him from talking loud, asserting his “dominance” over the white dudes and basically being “the man”.
This was clearly “his party”.
I waited about 20 minutes till he went to the restroom to go over and say hi.
It went exactly as expected hugs of joy from ol girl, handshakes all around. Told her fat friend her heels were sexy etc.
Then he came back... we made eye contact and I could immediately see his soul...
I got the next round of drinks and took control of the conversation with lots of blatant into nowhere that landed squarely in his heart. I even through some lifelines out to see if he was gonna sit down and accept what it was, and it seemed like he was gonna accept it.
until the girl he must of been crushing on(who likely has no idea he wants her) began giving me the face, this lame nikka who had gone completely silent got the balls to engage and size me up.
Keeping a straight face when he began pumping himself up was difficult cause I already knew what his life like, and knew how this was gonna go...
One of the white dudes already told me when he introduced himself he works with dude at Home Depot. He also colorfully described how shytty it was.
After some cocky remarks from him bout some dumb shyt that shouldn’t matter to a grown man filled with lots of "remembers?" and "right?" to get support.( I can’t even remember what it was) I was like
so what do you do?
He began stumbling and came up with
“well I’m at Home Depot right now while I finish up code academy”
Homeboy who works with him was like
After saying that he stared at his mai tai(what kinda man orders a mai tai at a bar) like
I didn’t press him tho… that wasn't what I came over for...
Me: oh that’s cool... how’s coding coming along?
Him: Good
Me: What language you learning?
Him: HTML
Me:
Me: Oh that's what's up, what do you wanna do? Some kind of web development?
Him: *with all the base gone from his voice* I don’t know yet
Me:
The bytches:
The fat bytch:
The white dudes:
Him:
Young bish he crushing: what do you do?
Me: I’m a quality supervisor for Chevron
Ladies:
Young Bish: that’s impressive what do you do exactly?
His soul:
We talked about my job for a bit then I invited them all whale watching the next day.
They all showed up but him.
Ima start vloging my nights out. shyt is mad funny.
It's rampant among black and white Americans. I have never in my life seen one Asian American guy try to son another Asian American guy for no reason. I've been to the bay area and I never noticed this. You only see this among white and black people. Could it be that there's a difference in culture and values .everybody gets sonned, its not a black thing, sometimes other people are more suttle about the sonning
lets not do the white supremacist thing and turn ourselves into savages, as if only black men can bully
It's rampant among black and white Americans. I have never in my life seen one Asian American guy try to son another Asian American guy for no reason. I've been to the bay area and I never noticed this. You only see this among white and black people. Could it be that there's a difference in culture and values .
It’s hard to tell who the lame nikka is in this story. :trillbk2:
read the whole story in scust. some dude came over to my table once at ihop and i stabbed him in the neck b4 he could even dream of hatin on me. cops told me later on that he was the waiter, but that's not the point. op sounds lame as fuk in this one.