Just because I am tall doesn't mean I need to be in the post while you jack up threes

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I'm 5'8-5'9 ish.

In my humble opinion, Any tall ass dude 6ft and over has to stay in the paint!! You too damn tall to be out there on the perimeter jackin threes. Gotta get rebounds big man, let the semi short nikkas cook and do the razzle dazzle, with all due respect.....

this nikka called people 6 feet big men. Why dont your ass go play kickball then you fukking midget. Get off the court where the men play.

Motherfukkers taking my position then getting mad. nikka you 5'8 if you on the court it better be cause u wearing stripes. :mjlol:
 

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lmaoo thread funny af

im 6ft in shoes but got legs like a running back and an ass like Barkley :dame:
so in my social leagues im always power forward, jumping over nikkas grabbing boards like a young Rodman


but ive played in the paint at PF for years now ive lost my 3 and handle lmaooo its fukking frustrating

nikka barely 6ft playin 90s style big ball, my game be boring as shyt too watch:dead:
 

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Thread is hilarious.

I'm 6'5. If I'm playing with at least one competent ball handler I'll gladly go down low.

He better be able to drive to the lane with either hand and know how to at least run a pick and roll.
That's rare these days.

If none of them short scrubs can play basic ball. I'll just start grabbing boards and do my own thing. After that I'll usually get picked up by the next squad while you short nikkas waiting 4 games to get back on the court.
 

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How short are you nikkas where the 5'10 or 6'1 dude is the one you telling to go in the post :mjgrin:
Breh im 5'11 and 9 times out of 10 im the only guy on offense operating out of the post, and its because everyone else including the taller guys are camped out on the perimeter:hhh:. If you 6'1 and up, thats where your ass need to be. This aint the NBA where the average height is like 6'7
 

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Man I was playing 2 on 2 one day. The tallest dude on the court was on my team. I told this dude, I'm gonna feed him passes , and to just goto work. Dude is gonna tell me " he doesn' know how to play in the post" because he wasn't even the tallest player on the team :what:



:ufdup: get your butt down in the post
 

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I'm 6’3 and 9 times out of 10 the best player on the court so I don't have these problems anymore :mjgrin:

But in my younger days I would feast off playing in the post, then switch it up next game if my team was on bullshyt the next game....
 

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I'm 6’3 and 9 times out of 10 the best player on the court so I don't have these problems anymore :mjgrin:

But in my younger days I would feast off playing in the post, then switch it up next game if my team was on bullshyt the next game....
That’s the key. I ain’t gonna lie, yeah I’m 6’4 and I get my ass in the post for the purpose of court spacing and balance but yo if my teammates are ass on the perimeter I’m gonna be bringing the ball up, initiating the offence, and working from the perimeter where I can USE MY HEIGHT to see over the defence and find my teammates for easy buckets or shoot over motherfukkers. And yeah I’m jacking up jumpers if you leave me open and I’m making them shyts. Wtf y’all think this is? This ain’t JV son. Then as soon as the defence respects my jumper I’m driving by them cuz despite my height I’m typically the quickest and fastest guy in the court. My first step is crazy.

These short nikkas need to give me the damn ball and get out the way with y’all inefficient ball-hogging asses. It’s usually these Earl Boykins type nikkas who be dribbling in circles and throwing up prayers cuz they mad about that one time the girl they had a crush on in high school told him he was too short to date and now he got something to prove against the world and chooses to do it on the basketball court. nikka pass the ball!

fukk.
 

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That’s the key. I ain’t gonna lie, yeah I’m 6’4 and I get my ass in the post for the purpose of court spacing and balance but yo if my teammates are ass on the perimeter I’m gonna be bringing the ball up, initiating the offence, and working from the perimeter where I can USE MY HEIGHT to see over the defence and find my teammates for easy buckets or shoot over motherfukkers. And yeah I’m jacking up jumpers if you leave me open and I’m making them shyts. Wtf y’all think this is? This ain’t JV son. Then as soon as the defence respects my jumper I’m driving by them cuz despite my height I’m typically the quickest and fastest guy in the court. My first step is crazy.

These short nikkas need to give me the damn ball and get out the way with y’all inefficient ball-hogging asses. It’s usually these Earl Boykins type nikkas who be dribbling in circles and throwing up prayers cuz they mad about that one time the girl they had a crush on in high school told him he was too short to date and now he got something to prove against the world and chooses to do it on the basketball court. nikka pass the ball!

fukk.
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this nikka called people 6 feet big men. Why dont your ass go play kickball then you fukking midget. Get off the court where the men play.

Motherfukkers taking my position then getting mad. nikka you 5'8 if you on the court it better be cause u wearing stripes. :mjlol:
You're in Raleigh? Where do you hoop at? :usure:

I'd probably fukk around and give you 30.
 

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SOMETHIN REAL FO YO ASS IN THESE HANDS!!!!
That’s the key. I ain’t gonna lie, yeah I’m 6’4 and I get my ass in the post for the purpose of court spacing and balance but yo if my teammates are ass on the perimeter I’m gonna be bringing the ball up, initiating the offence, and working from the perimeter where I can USE MY HEIGHT to see over the defence and find my teammates for easy buckets or shoot over motherfukkers. And yeah I’m jacking up jumpers if you leave me open and I’m making them shyts. Wtf y’all think this is? This ain’t JV son. Then as soon as the defence respects my jumper I’m driving by them cuz despite my height I’m typically the quickest and fastest guy in the court. My first step is crazy.

These short nikkas need to give me the damn ball and get out the way with y’all inefficient ball-hogging asses. It’s usually these Earl Boykins type nikkas who be dribbling in circles and throwing up prayers cuz they mad about that one time the girl they had a crush on in high school told him he was too short to date and now he got something to prove against the world and chooses to do it on the basketball court. nikka pass the ball!

fukk.
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this nikka called people 6 feet big men. Why dont your ass go play kickball then you fukking midget. Get off the court where the men play.

Motherfukkers taking my position then getting mad. nikka you 5'8 if you on the court it better be cause u wearing stripes. :mjlol:

You play in some semi pro league where the average player is 6'5 or some sh1t? lol

The Average dude is like 5'9/5'10 so if you're playing at a gym or outside I'd imagine there's dudes of all different heights playing not just 6 foot plus
 
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