Just a quick reminder of how old you are getting: King Of The Hill premiered 26 years ago today

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fukk cotton...

that chank kahn refused to believe he had a daughter... :russ:
What kind of real man didn't like Cotton Hill?

He drove his Cadillac car with a mop handle, because the Tojos should off his shins.

He married a younger gal that he called "DeeDee woman" and they had a newborn son that Cotton named Good Hank (GH)..

He never called his own daughter in law (Peggy) by her name. He called her Hank's wife.

He loved Bobby he even took the blame for him when Bobby almost burned down the Church after taking a shyt.

He told Louanne that she will never know if she is attractive. Only a man can tell her that.

He swears up and down that Hank works at a gas station and Hank's narrow urethra is Hank's wife's fault.
 
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What kind of real man didn't like Cotton Hill?

He drove his Cadillac car with a mop handle, because the Tojos should off his shins.

He married a younger gal called "DeeDee woman" and they had a newborn son that Cotton named Good Hank (GH)..

He never called his own daughter in law (Peggy) by her name. He called her Hank's wife.

He loved Bobby he even took the blame for him when Bobby almost burned down the Church after taking a shyt.

He told Louanne that she will never know if she is attractive. Only a man can tell her that.

He swears up and down that Hank works at a gas station and Hank's narrow urethra is Hank's wife's fault.
cotton got old..


kahn namin that lil chank jr ....
 

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You can't make this today. Look at Cotton grabbing Minh's ass!

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:russ: I forgot about that tidbit. There should've been an episode with Cotton and Buck Strickland joining forces. Or even better, best friends. The fukkery they could've got into and put Hank thru... :ohlawd:
Cotton Hill and Buck Strickland is what made you realize that the show was authentic and based on real Texas fools. Buck gave no fuggs. Just classic.
 

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fun fact: marv from home alone was supposed to voice Dale put passed on it because it didn't pay enough
 
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