I hate most white sports fans. Almost all of them are racist as shyt or look the other way when someone is being racist af.
“John from Ronkonkoma” dictates football in NYC
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Breh'Joey from Bay Ridge'
"He went to Duke so ya know hes smaht! Any ole thug can get into ohio state"
@Buckeye Fever
Saysumthinfunnymike
VOTE!!!
"Uhhhh Tom from Poughkeepsie youah on da Fan.."
"Thanks faw takin my cawl Mike. Listen if Eli says he like da kid then we gotta give him a chance, right? Eli got us two supaw baws he know what he's talkin about. Eli sawr sumthin in da kid and I didn't like Hawkins demeaner in da games i sawr, he wasn't about da team, Mike.."
"Uhhhh listen...and thanks faw da cawlr.. Hawkins.. Haskins.. is it or Hawkins or Haskins? Ya Haskins was very good faw Ohiorer I like dis Dook kid u know he will understand uhhh dere offense but I dunno if I woulda took him that high with Hawkins on da boahd.. "
"back aftah dis.."
"Thanks faw takin my cawl Mike. Listen if Eli says he like da kid then we gotta give him a chance, right? Eli got us two supaw baws he know what he's talkin about. Eli sawr sumthin in da kid and I didn't like Hawkins demeaner in da games i sawr, he wasn't about da team, Mike.."
"Uhhhh listen...and thanks faw da cawlr.. Hawkins.. Haskins.. is it or Hawkins or Haskins? Ya Haskins was very good faw Ohiorer I like dis Dook kid u know he will understand uhhh dere offense but I dunno if I woulda took him that high with Hawkins on da boahd.. "
"back aftah dis.."
NYC Rebel
...on the otherside of the pond
Its the WORST. All they do is parrot each others radio hot takes.
RammerJammer
#RollTide #TSC #RiseUp #BullsNation #RIPKobe
“Jared from Fishkill you’re on the fan, what’s up Jared?”
“Hey Mike I just wanted to say that the Giants made a safe pick drafting Daniel Jones, he may end up being a mid level quarterback in the league, just get some weapons around him, maybe someone like a Martavis Bryant or a Jason Giambi...”
*mike reaches for the desktop to hang up”
“Ahh I knew whea that cawl was going, you’ve been on the phone for an houa and that’s what you come up with? Some people have nothing betta to do”
“Hey Mike I just wanted to say that the Giants made a safe pick drafting Daniel Jones, he may end up being a mid level quarterback in the league, just get some weapons around him, maybe someone like a Martavis Bryant or a Jason Giambi...”
*mike reaches for the desktop to hang up”
“Ahh I knew whea that cawl was going, you’ve been on the phone for an houa and that’s what you come up with? Some people have nothing betta to do”
On the Michael Kay Show there is a cop called Danny from Long Island that is a huge Steeler fan that is 
when the topic of AB, Kaep, and Le’Veon, but is Juelzing as fukk trying to defend Big Ben’s past.
when the topic of AB, Kaep, and Le’Veon, but is Juelzing as fukk trying to defend Big Ben’s past.
The War Report
NewNewYork
A lot of them are from Long Island 
This is what everyone knows....the Giants were on that race shyt and the nfl stay on the race shyt.....it obvious
NYC Rebel
...on the otherside of the pond
The Jason Giambi trolling always has me DYING!!
THE MACHINE
night owl
"Benny from Deeya Pahk yah'ron"
"Yeah, hello?"
"Benny, yeah, yah'ron. Whatcha got"
"Yeah, Mike, Idunno whats all da fuss is about. Ya look at the Jones kid, I mean cmon look at him, hes a football playa. He can play on my team any day. Let da Redskinz have Baskins....
"Its Haskins Benny but gah'hed"
"Right, Haskins. Baskins aint gonna be nothin in dis league. We seen dees kinda guys before. Know whatta mean? Run around and get hurt kinda guy"
"Well he doesnt run much Benny"
"Yeah but I don't see football smahts with this guy. Jones got smahts written all ova his face"
"Yeah, hello?"
"Benny, yeah, yah'ron. Whatcha got"
"Yeah, Mike, Idunno whats all da fuss is about. Ya look at the Jones kid, I mean cmon look at him, hes a football playa. He can play on my team any day. Let da Redskinz have Baskins....
"Its Haskins Benny but gah'hed"
"Right, Haskins. Baskins aint gonna be nothin in dis league. We seen dees kinda guys before. Know whatta mean? Run around and get hurt kinda guy"
"Well he doesnt run much Benny"
"Yeah but I don't see football smahts with this guy. Jones got smahts written all ova his face"
Hilarious thread...
absolutely hilarious phone convos ya'll thought up
absolutely hilarious phone convos ya'll thought up
AntoineWalkerShimmy
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This thread is a damn near a classic off the strength of all the caller's calls y'all writing
Cause it really is that spot on and accurate
Cause it really is that spot on and accurate
NYC Rebel
...on the otherside of the pond
bruh I dead ass said what is Deeya Pahk out loud and then it hit me