“John from Ronkonkoma” dictates football in NYC

[mvp_status]

"Benny from Deeya Pahk yah'ron"
"Yeah, hello?"
"Benny, yeah, yah'ron. Whatcha got"
"Yeah, Mike, Idunno whats all da fuss is about. Ya look at the Jones kid, I mean cmon look at him, hes a football playa. He can play on my team any day. Let da Redskinz have Baskins....
"Its Haskins Benny but gah'hed"
"Right, Haskins. Baskins aint gonna be nothin in dis league. We seen dees kinda guys before. Know whatta mean? Run around and get hurt kinda guy"
"Well he doesnt run much Benny"
"Yeah but I don't see football smahts with this guy. Jones got smahts written all ova his face"

Lmao this is the best one so far

 

[dtownreppin214]

"Benny from Deeya Pahk yah'ron"
"Yeah, hello?"
"Benny, yeah, yah'ron. Whatcha got"
"Yeah, Mike, Idunno whats all da fuss is about. Ya look at the Jones kid, I mean cmon look at him, hes a football playa. He can play on my team any day. Let da Redskinz have Baskins....
"Its Haskins Benny but gah'hed"
"Right, Haskins. Baskins aint gonna be nothin in dis league. We seen dees kinda guys before. Know whatta mean? Run around and get hurt kinda guy"
"Well he doesnt run much Benny"
"Yeah but I don't see football smahts with this guy. Jones got smahts written all ova his face"

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

I’ve nevr heard of the names of the cities y’all are saying

These are towns out of city limits that give Burning Mississippi a run for the money. Comprised of I Talians, Jews, Irish, Polish & every other card carrying member of the Paulie Walnuts Club

 

[NYC Rebel]

These are towns out of city limits that give Burning Mississippi a run for the money. Comprised of I Talians, Jews, Irish, Polish & every other card carrying member of the Paulie Walnuts Club

Where in the bylaws when they created or built up many of these towns in the 40s - 60s, there were agreements where homes couldnt be sold to blacks

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

Where in the bylaws when they created or built up many of these towns in the 40s - 60s, there were agreements where homes couldnt be sold to blacks

Had a conversation with a guy who was telling me his buddy moved to Westchester like a year ago. Paid 900k (approaching a mil after taxes) for a 3 bedroom. To this day homie and his two sons don’t know what their neighbors sound like because them mothafukkas just look at them smh

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

Sal from Poughkeepsie you ah on da Fan

How ya doin Mike, long time listenah, love da show...

Yuh know Mike I'm so sick and tiyahd of heerin about Haskins...I don't understand da hype, I saw nuttin special with dis kid...Just anotha one of dose guys dat run around and get hurt all da time...

but Sal Haskins doesn't run...

Whateva point is he's anotha one of dose guys Mike...

Jones is da real deal, got the measurables, personality and smarts to play da position...

But Sal his tape was not first round quality and made plenty of boneheaded mistakes...

Mike you been doin dis for a long time, yuh know yuh can't always go wit da tape...

Da kid looks da part, dats more important and all dat matters...

 

[NYC Rebel]

Sal from Poughkeepsie you ah on da Fan

How ya doin Mike, long time listenah, love da show...

Yuh know Mike I'm so sick and tiyahd of heerin about Haskins...I don't understand da hype, I saw nuttin special with dis kid...Just anotha one of dose guys dat run around and get hurt all da time...

but Sal Haskins doesn't run...

Whateva point is he's anotha one of dose guys Mike...

Jones is da real deal, got the measurables, personality and smarts to play da position...

But Sal his tape was not first round quality and made plenty of boneheaded mistakes...

Mike you been doin dis for a long time, yuh know yuh can't always go wit da tape...

Da kid looks da part, dats more important and all dat matters...

 

[ISO]

Which one of y'all nikkas got a good Italian NY accent I dare y'all to call in and troll tf out these cacs

 

[Ku$h Parker]

If NY Sports Radio is bad, just imagine what Boston or Southern Sports Radio is like(especially College)

 

[Rekkapryde]

Sal from Poughkeepsie you ah on da Fan

How ya doin Mike, long time listenah, love da show...

Yuh know Mike I'm so sick and tiyahd of heerin about Haskins...I don't understand da hype, I saw nuttin special with dis kid...Just anotha one of dose guys dat run around and get hurt all da time...

but Sal Haskins doesn't run...

Whateva point is he's anotha one of dose guys Mike...

Jones is da real deal, got the measurables, personality and smarts to play da position...

But Sal his tape was not first round quality and made plenty of boneheaded mistakes...

Mike you been doin dis for a long time, yuh know yuh can't always go wit da tape...

Da kid looks da part, dats more important and all dat matters...

sad part is yall are dead serious.

even these country cacs in the South aint THAT crazy.

 

[ISO]

fukking Stephen A. calling Haskins a runner was not only misinformed but a huge c00n moment

 

[MoneyTron]

If NY Sports Radio is bad, just imagine what Boston or Southern Sports Radio is like(especially College)

Its not any different breh. Still funny and ignorant.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

"Benny from Deeya Pahk yah'ron"
"Yeah, hello?"
"Benny, yeah, yah'ron. Whatcha got"
"Yeah, Mike, Idunno whats all da fuss is about. Ya look at the Jones kid, I mean cmon look at him, hes a football playa. He can play on my team any day. Let da Redskinz have Baskins....
"Its Haskins Benny but gah'hed"
"Right, Haskins. Baskins aint gonna be nothin in dis league. We seen dees kinda guys before. Know whatta mean? Run around and get hurt kinda guy"
"Well he doesnt run much Benny"
"Yeah but I don't see football smahts with this guy. Jones got smahts written all ova his face"

Bruhhhhhhhhhdlskjdnfkdndn

 

[The ADD]

I'm dead @ how y'all phoneticizing these NY accents.

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Saw this earlier today, and immediately thought of this thread :titesmile: