“John from Ronkonkoma” dictates football in NYC

[2Quik4UHoes]

Saw this earlier today, and immediately thought of this thread :titesmile:

Mero be having me dead off his Mike Francesa. I ain’t know shyt about him until Bodega Boys. The heavy breathing...

His NYC Italian accent is fukkin gold. That and when Desus does those flashback Arthur Ave stories. Them nikkaz dumb as shyt.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

'Vinny from Quackpiac youron'

"Yeeuh we made the right cawl wit jones..this haskins kid is already wit da tough guy thug life act tawlkin bout chip on his shouldah...

The kid should be learnin his playbook
We don't need anutha guy who can only run his mouth and not an awfense"

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

'Vinny from Quackpiac youron'

"Yeeuh we made the right cawl wit jones..this haskins kid is already wit da tough guy thug life act tawlkin bout chip on his shouldah...

The kid should be learnin his playbook
We don't need anutha guy who can only run his mouth and not an awfense"

Marone!

 

[panopticon]

"Benny from Deeya Pahk yah'ron"
"Yeah, hello?"
"Benny, yeah, yah'ron. Whatcha got"
"Yeah, Mike, Idunno whats all da fuss is about. Ya look at the Jones kid, I mean cmon look at him, hes a football playa. He can play on my team any day. Let da Redskinz have Baskins....
"Its Haskins Benny but gah'hed"
"Right, Haskins. Baskins aint gonna be nothin in dis league. We seen dees kinda guys before. Know whatta mean? Run around and get hurt kinda guy"
"Well he doesnt run much Benny"
"Yeah but I don't see football smahts with this guy. Jones got smahts written all ova his face"

Dap + Rep you won the thread

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Dap + Rep you won the thread

Breh said gah’hed. Perfect.

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Tony from Blue Oyster Cult Long Island you're on da FAN....
We not doing baseball right now, call back at fo'clock and you can rant about the Met bullpen all ya want...
I told Monz we not doing baseball right now.

:francesa:

 

[NYC Rebel]

This thread has me CRYING.

 

[The ADD]

This thread has me CRYING.

The beauty is that even if you’ve only heard Francesca once they’ve replicated it so well that its hilarious

 

[b. woods]

"Benny from Deeya Pahk yah'ron"
"Yeah, hello?"
"Benny, yeah, yah'ron. Whatcha got"
"Yeah, Mike, Idunno whats all da fuss is about. Ya look at the Jones kid, I mean cmon look at him, hes a football playa. He can play on my team any day. Let da Redskinz have Baskins....
"Its Haskins Benny but gah'hed"
"Right, Haskins. Baskins aint gonna be nothin in dis league. We seen dees kinda guys before. Know whatta mean? Run around and get hurt kinda guy"
"Well he doesnt run much Benny"
"Yeah but I don't see football smahts with this guy. Jones got smahts written all ova his face"

And it would probably be some cac with ice cream on his mind calling him "Baskins".

 

[K-Apps]

Mike wanted to hang up on him immediately

 

[panopticon]

And it would probably be some cac with ice cream on his mind calling him "Baskins".

Bruh!!!

 

[tru_m.a.c]

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Boomer and Gio back down like some bytches

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

LET ME SPEIK BOOMAH, LET ME SPEIK...

 

[tru_m.a.c]

Boomer and Gio back down like some bytches

Breh they sounded like some straight up bytches....how you get bullied as a grown man?