Jessica Alba: "I Lost Weight In My 20's Because I DIDN'T Want A Juicy Booty. Better Than That."

[panopticon]

I guess the air was "toxic" around certain kinds of men, huh Jessy?

This smiley!!!!

 

[Floyd Pinkerton]

And it worked it.
She used to have a nice little spicy cac bubble on her frame.

That Sin City dance scene

 

[tuckgod]

Double

 

[tuckgod]

I guess the air was "toxic" around certain kinds of men, huh Jessy?

Breh

 

[ORDER_66]

She looked at the screen and saw this stout jank right here doing the weather and threw the remote at me

 

[JLova]

Fell in love with this chic after this movie.

 

[Achille]

Man if I didn't look it up I wouldn't have NEVER believed it...

He look straight up Latino

This was him back in the day on Hill Street Blues

 

[EndDomination]

Wow. I don't know how I coulda missed that. I literally looked it up a few minutes ago and looked at the date of release and coulda sworn it said 1994.

But you're right. It was 1999. Can't believe my mind fukked with me like that.

Yeah, I was a kid when it came out.
She was an adult at this point, I think being a HS teacher has cemented my ability to tell an adult from a child tbh.

 

[SAINT]

And MFs don't wanna PAWG

These nikkas disgust me bro

 

[The Entity]

I could see a parent saying this but I am not buying it from her or at least buying the application of it

Not going to perpetuate rumors but its not consistent with her ... behavior

 

[Bart simpson]

This was him back in the day on Hill Street Blues

Yea I was dying at the name officer Bobby Hill
Because I only know that name from King of the Hill

 

[Swagnificent]

Never was impressed by her face or body

When did you come out as a homosexual?

 

[Swagnificent]

Our black kings y’all

Doesn't matter how he looks. We know his father black. And by definition that makes him black.

Do we really need to get into this debate again?

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

long story short she wanted to attract cacs

 

[EQ.]

She was my camp counselor in 6th grade on some field trip to the boonies in so cal.
She made my young senses flare up
A couple black girls asked her if she was from 7th heaven and she didn't even look at them when she gave a super dismissive standoffish "ummhmm"while not breaking her attention from her pbj sandwich.
Like the sandwich is more important than the kids you came to inspire.
Unless you came to inspire just the cacs

She was also dumb buff I remember being confused if this bytch was an actress or fukkin body builder

Edit I thought this was about Jessica biel

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