Jason Lives...again. Friday the 13th rebooted...again.

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Jason X is fun. It's not very good but the simulation sequence where he beats the two girls in sleeping bags against one another is funny. Better than Jason Goes to Hell, that's for sure.
 

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They way he burned that chick in the last reboot was so un-angelic friend :demonic:



starts at :30
 

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Jason X is fun. It's not very good but the simulation sequence where he beats the two girls in sleeping bags against one another is funny. Better than Jason Goes to Hell, that's for sure.

:ohlawd: You can put that kill up against any one in the series, shyt was just terrible how funny and :demonic: it was at the same damn time.
 

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Yes.

Jason X took place in the future in outer-space. He became Uber Jason -- a cyborg.

One of the worst movies ever made and not in a "so bad its good" way...shyt was a dumpster fire :homerfacepalm:

it was so bad it became entertaining

nah, that was the entire Friday the 13th series 1-8...jason X was cool until he became that lame ass cyborg, after that, it was unwatchable





the shytty acting

the lame script

the cheesy music

the sucky actions sequences

:banderas:

Reading all of that sh1t about how sh1tty the movie was just made head hurt. A fawckin cyborg? I shoulda stopped there.
 

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One of the worst movies ever made and not in a "so bad its good" way...shyt was a dumpster fire :homerfacepalm:
I actually liked it at the time :heh: but I think that was just from the excitement of seeing a Jason movie in the theater. There's one good kill in it (the freeze 'n' smash), but that's about it.
 

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Leave my OG Jason in hell, and just come up with a new slasher villain for this fructose genaration:pacspit:
 

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They shouldn't of called this a reboot. They should of made this like, part of a new series. Maybe not exactly a "sequel" (though it could work), but damn sure not another fukking REBOOT. It should be a different set of teens, later time frame then the first reboot, etc.......



But of course the morons in Hollywood wouldn't do something like that....
 
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1,the small patch or area/water where jason
was killed should be toxic/indian burial/ land
and have regenerative properties......
2,jason should be more on some solomon grundy
shyt.
3,make is mother a good woman who's
only crime was loving a disfigured child the
hillbillies of that day thought was a demon...
(yeah make him too disfigured for inbred crackas)
they kill the mother in front of jason,tie him up and
throws him into the murky black water that brings him back.
(and make jason like 100 years old......the people of that
area today should think of jason as a legend/boogie man.

just my 2 cents.
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I actually liked it at the time :heh: but I think that was just from the excitement of seeing a Jason movie in the theater. There's one good kill in it (the freeze 'n' smash), but that's about it.

Exactly...shyt was bland but tolerable, but then that cyborg shyt sent it to the bushes quick...whoever wrote that script :camby:
 

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:ohlawd: You can put that kill up against any one in the series, shyt was just terrible how funny and :demonic: it was at the same damn time.

Breh, Friday 1-8>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Freddy vs. Jason>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jason Goes to hell>jason X

And the 2009 remake was garbage; tired of these corny ass Platinum Dunes horror remakes...none fo them have been good, not even one.
 
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