Mantle Drunk
All Star
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fukk out of here with this capn-save-a-fakkit propaganda. He was supposed to be THE best hitter in baseball and he has come up short in several situations. Very glad he came up big in one postseason, but we're not talking about Paul O'Neill or Bernie Williams here, this is the highest paid primadonna superstar in the game.
So fukk YOU and your gay, lame ass defenses of this piece of shyt with his bytch ass slapping of gloves in the playoffs, his banned substance inflated homerun numbers, his postseason at bats during which one of the supposed best hitters in history looks completely lost at the plate, his punk attitude that gets opposing players across the board disgusted enough to mush him in the fukking face and throw at him and yell at him across the diamond, his stupid ass interviews about his therapist and his atrociously moronic photo shoots, his cheating and then throwing his cousin or whomever under the bus, his "I'm playing for America... no I'm playing for DR... No, no, no I'm... I'm..." diva ass routine, his crocodile tears in his contrived tell-all sitdowns, the particularly gay ass shade of purple his lips are, all of the washed up celebrity skanks he dates on the downside of their old, man-faced careers, and his outrageously bloated contract which is a complete embarrassment to the Yankees since he's being outproduced by 534-year-old groundball king Derek Jeter and no one in the entire fukking world is going to give half a fukk about his tainted homerun chase which won't come to fruition anyway because he's prematurely about to drop off a cliff.
And THAT is why the fukk I can't stand this lame motherfukker. fukking hundreds upon hundreds of millions paid to this stupid checkswinging at a fastball fakkit and the best you've got is "as a Yankee he has had some relatively strong regular seasons and he won us that chip in 2009." fukk him, and fukk you if you have a problem with it.
Jeters my favorite player but lets be honest he's a bigger primadona then A-Rod.