I'm not sure what ya'll where expecting but this was exactly the amount of unprecedented fukkery I was expecting. My biggest (and really only) issue with the flick is the hilariously rushed pacing, I swear there are like fifteen major characters deaths and/or moments that get completely brushed over like it's nothing. The movie is in such a constant hurry to keep moving that it no-sells anything that happens despite the fact nearly half the world perishes in this.
I also had no idea they were bringing back so many of the OG characters. I just thought they were bringing in Gawdblum and Pullgawd but they actually brought back all those other guys you completely forgot about, that was a welcome surprise. And they introduced a whole bunch of other nonsensical fukkery characters which I loved even more. I mean, you could complain about how stupid the whole movie is but this is a movie where an African warlord armed with machetes declares in all seriousness that the aliens are best attacked from behind and the climactic battle features a gigantic alien queen armed with a giant laser gun chasing a schoolbus full of children. If you didn't check out your brain at the register it's entirely your own fault you didn't enjoy this.
On an objective scale this shyt is probably a 2/5 if you're being generous but on a fukkery entertainment scale this shyt is a 7/5 so make of that what you will.