brehs....
saw this today...not even expecting much, purely off my love for this first one and just expecting some dope disaster moments but this shyt didnt even deliver that.
spoilers ahead for anyone that gives a shyt.
The only dope part, the onlllllly dope part, which wasnt even that good, was the anti gravity ish the aliens did when they attacked which lasted a whole fifteen seconds maybe and also featured a call back to the OG which wasnt so much a callback but the exact same thing. Cabbie looking in rear-view mirror while desruction is approaching behind.
SMH @ Gale Hawthorne's comic relief sidekick buddy. shytty ass actor with corny ass lines. At least get Charlie Day or someone who can inject some actual humor into that shyt.
SMH @ the IRS auditor guy and his attempts at comic relief brehs. Fail after fail after fail after fail.
SMH @ Hiller's son being a bytch with no bass in his voice.
SMH @ the queens ship getting destoyed in some green energy bubble that looked like some syfy type CGI.
Additional smhs are offered too Gale Hawthornes acting in general, Julius surviving a tidal wave with ships and wreckage all around him without a scratch, then adopting the kids he runs into at the end on some "I think yall should stay with me for a bit" and them being like "awww yeah we think that too old strange man we just met." Too much comic relief in this movie, and NONE of it landed. The only funny character was Jeff Goldblum's. he was legit the only likeable part of this POS. ANd brehs....when I watched this I was like Oh guess they recasted Vivica Fox, no way that flabby and sick bytch is her and then I come to this thread and see....nah fukk that...I still cant believe that. Vivica was still looking good on Curb, please done tell me that was her.
Also, why didnt the aliens just blow up the base with the little alien pokeball at the end via the anti gravity ish or another mass destruction type weapon. This movie gave no fukks and was stupid. Would have been better served as a full on parody. Maybe it was. Idk. fukk this movie either way.