I was just talking about this after seeing this movie and heading home. This is why movies suck now they think they have to pace them super fast for the people with short attention spans.I'm not sure what ya'll where expecting but this was exactly the amount of unprecedented fukkery I was expecting. My biggest (and really only) issue with the flick is the hilariously rushed pacing, I swear there are like fifteen major characters deaths and/or moments that get completely brushed over like it's nothing. The movie is in such a constant hurry to keep moving that it no-sells anything that happens despite the fact nearly half the world perishes in this.
I also had no idea they were bringing back so many of the OG characters. I just thought they were bringing in Gawdblum and Pullgawd but they actually brought back all those other guys you completely forgot about, that was a welcome surprise. And they introduced a whole bunch of other nonsensical fukkery characters which I loved even more. I mean, you could complain about how stupid the whole movie is but this is a movie where an African warlord armed with machetes declares in all seriousness that the aliens are best attacked from behind and the climactic battle features a gigantic alien queen armed with a giant laser gun chasing a schoolbus full of children. If you didn't check out your brain at the register it's entirely your own fault you didn't enjoy this.
On an objective scale this shyt is probably a 2/5 if you're being generous but on a fukkery entertainment scale this shyt is a 7/5 so make of that what you will.
Im in total agreement.Saw the first one in theaters 20 years ago and this was pretty disappointing. I gave a c- for the action, but the practical effects in the 90s are greater than what we saw...Acting was meh and there wasn't any sense of urgency like the Warriors in Game 7....
Casting was trash, Michael B. Jordan would have been a great choice as Hiller's son, but who we got couldn't lead an army of ants, let alone an interplanetary elite fighter squad. Liam Hemsworth was cheesing for no reason and didn't have the chops to pull off being a believable piloteither.Jasmine/Julius/Whitmore/Okun was throw in there for fan service and weren't super crucial to the plot....
It was just disjointed and all over the place in terms of plot and pacing and was in the same realm of those Sci-Fi DVD movies at Walmart or the Dollar Tree....
Holy shyt this movie came out this weekend? Movie had no hype
this shyt was fukking awful. like W.O.A.T status
can't think of a single thing i liked.
i wished i woulda stayed home and watched the paul rudd and selena gomez movie on netflix instead
Lol....extreme fukkery
20 years of muscle atrophy from being in a coma and you are able to lift a 50-60 pound laser gun...
Huge spaceship in middle Africa and was first explored 20 years later....
Survive fusion bombs and get sidetracked by a school bus...
Your General gets killed and rather continue your mission that would take 10 seconds, you pack it in and head home.
Rebuild Earth in 20 years after 3 billion people die and all major infrastructure is ruined....
I got another one for you: have the president and the entire line of succession minus one guy all in one place. Then when they all get wiped out, you keep the newly sworn in president in the hotspot for battle
Should have given Big Willie 50 million
I literally laughed out loud atbecause of how awful the CGI was and how unearned it feltthe death of vivica a fox character
I doubt Bourne flops think it's going to be a big hit with Damon coming back.
It didn't matter(as we don't know the specifics), they went extinct fighting them (Harvesters). Earth was the only species that gave them a hard fight. Basically it ended like a Stargate episode