Independence Day Resurgence

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I should have snuck in some fries to go with all that cheese and wack sauce.

To be fair I didn't go in expecting a classic due to all the bad reviews everywhere, but I'm just glad I have a cinema membership and didn't have to pay for this trash.

You're better off waiting for this shyt on netflix or something, even then I wouldn't bother.
 

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I'm not sure what ya'll where expecting but this was exactly the amount of unprecedented fukkery I was expecting. My biggest (and really only) issue with the flick is the hilariously rushed pacing, I swear there are like fifteen major characters deaths and/or moments that get completely brushed over like it's nothing. The movie is in such a constant hurry to keep moving that it no-sells anything that happens despite the fact nearly half the world perishes in this.

I also had no idea they were bringing back so many of the OG characters. I just thought they were bringing in Gawdblum and Pullgawd but they actually brought back all those other guys you completely forgot about, that was a welcome surprise. And they introduced a whole bunch of other nonsensical fukkery characters which I loved even more. I mean, you could complain about how stupid the whole movie is but this is a movie where an African warlord armed with machetes declares in all seriousness that the aliens are best attacked from behind and the climactic battle features a gigantic alien queen armed with a giant laser gun chasing a schoolbus full of children. If you didn't check out your brain at the register it's entirely your own fault you didn't enjoy this.

On an objective scale this shyt is probably a 2/5 if you're being generous but on a fukkery entertainment scale this shyt is a 7/5 so make of that what you will.:russ:
 

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I'm not sure what ya'll where expecting but this was exactly the amount of unprecedented fukkery I was expecting. My biggest (and really only) issue with the flick is the hilariously rushed pacing, I swear there are like fifteen major characters deaths and/or moments that get completely brushed over like it's nothing. The movie is in such a constant hurry to keep moving that it no-sells anything that happens despite the fact nearly half the world perishes in this.

I also had no idea they were bringing back so many of the OG characters. I just thought they were bringing in Gawdblum and Pullgawd but they actually brought back all those other guys you completely forgot about, that was a welcome surprise. And they introduced a whole bunch of other nonsensical fukkery characters which I loved even more. I mean, you could complain about how stupid the whole movie is but this is a movie where an African warlord armed with machetes declares in all seriousness that the aliens are best attacked from behind and the climactic battle features a gigantic alien queen armed with a giant laser gun chasing a schoolbus full of children. If you didn't check out your brain at the register it's entirely your own fault you didn't enjoy this.

On an objective scale this shyt is probably a 2/5 if you're being generous but on a fukkery entertainment scale this shyt is a 7/5 so make of that what you will.:russ:

Lol....extreme fukkery
20 years of muscle atrophy from being in a coma and you are able to lift a 50-60 pound laser gun...

Huge spaceship in middle Africa and was first explored 20 years later....

Survive fusion bombs and get sidetracked by a school bus...

Your General gets killed and rather continue your mission that would take 10 seconds, you pack it in and head home.

Rebuild Earth in 20 years after 3 billion people die and all major infrastructure is ruined....
 

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this shyt was fukking awful. like W.O.A.T status :snoop:

can't think of a single thing i liked.

i wished i woulda stayed home and watched the paul rudd and selena gomez movie on netflix instead :shaq2:
 

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Lol....extreme fukkery
20 years of muscle atrophy from being in a coma and you are able to lift a 50-60 pound laser gun...

Huge spaceship in middle Africa and was first explored 20 years later....

Survive fusion bombs and get sidetracked by a school bus...

Your General gets killed and rather continue your mission that would take 10 seconds, you pack it in and head home.

Rebuild Earth in 20 years after 3 billion people die and all major infrastructure is ruined....

I got another one for you: have the president and the entire line of succession minus one guy all in one place. Then when they all get wiped out, you keep the newly sworn in president in the hotspot for battle
 

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they didnt show other aliens. the AI was just a big orb.

:russ:

damn.

shoulda got Richard Dean Anderson's macygyer ass in the film then

Kurt Russel's phone is available....

I got another one for you: have the president and the entire line of succession minus one guy all in one place. Then when they all get wiped out, you keep the newly sworn in president in the hotspot for battle

A senator or something would have survived at some point, long before a military commander.
 

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Kurt Russel's phone is available....



A senator or something would have survived at some point, long before a military commander.

Well the way it works, a high ranking military official would be next in line after the cabinet and it looked like every single member of the cabinet was in one place (which again, was stupid)
 
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