I'm constipated and i got a whole new respect for Gay nikkas...

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This thread just reminded me… be real careful when you’re searching shyt on twitter. I meant to search “dink and dunk” and searched “dip and dunk” and explicit gay porn came up… like why?
 

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find aa coke dealer or just drink a shot of espresso with some steel cut oats you goofy ass ninja.
 

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I been on the toilet for the past hour, praying to Jesus and screaming Buddha. Yet still it doesn't come out after about 7 attempts :sadcam:. I almost thought i was going to pass out and tears started to fill my eyes :mjcry: this might be the worst pain i've felt in my life. It's so close but i can't get over that hurdle.

This is the first time something like this has happened. I couldn't have prepared for this, I feel so helpless. I'm walking around the crib on my tiptoes with my whole azz out, i've never felt this much shame. Brehs, drink your fluids. I ate like a fat nikka the last 2 days and this is the payback.

I've tried drinking warm water, Cream of tartar and squat position but my a$$hole is just too tight.

My last hope is castor oil, i've been staring it down for the last 15 minutes.

I feel it's going to end like this..



Pray for me brehs.. i'm filled with anxiety right now. Gay nikkas you got my respect. Yall soldiers.

Olive oil is key sir

Take it and apply to your finger (index and middle)

You must go as far up you caboose
as humanly possible

Gently massage the oil ti them wall and bum hole

This works and will ease the pain


Grown man 101
 
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