I'm constipated and i got a whole new respect for Gay nikkas...

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I’ve never ever been constipated....


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I had the same problem last week. The shyt was to big to come out and i was sitting on the toilet at night allmost crying :damn:

So i sat there turning to google and quora to find a answer….

Breh

The answer was violate yourself and you’ll be freed. Most of the answers were get a pair of gloves, vaseline and insirt your fingers up your ass and try and break down the shyt

:dame::dame:

I had neither so i took a spoon and looked at it for 10 min thinking im i really going to stick this up my ass….

Then just closed my eyes and put the small part of the spoon in my ass and started crushing my shyt………… yeah i was fukking dying inside.

After a few min, i pushed and it come out without a problem.

Never in my life i felt so violated :damn::damn:

And like you i was like man i respect gay people for taking those up their ass on the daily. Had me almost crying like a little bytch
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Get some fresh cut broccoli AND/OR Peaches (canned or fresh) you'll be shocked how fast it works,just stay home for the day when eating the peaches:lolbron:
 

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I had the same problem last week. The shyt was to big to come out and i was sitting on the toilet at night allmost crying :damn:

So i sat there turning to google and quora to find a answer….

Breh

The answer was violate yourself and you’ll be freed. Most of the answers were get a pair of gloves, vaseline and insirt your fingers up your ass and try and break down the shyt

:dame::dame:

I had neither so i took a spoon and looked at it for 10 min thinking im i really going to stick this up my ass….

Then just closed my eyes and put the small part of the spoon in my ass and started crushing my shyt………… yeah i was fukking dying inside.

After a few min, i pushed and it come out without a problem.

Never in my life i felt so violated :damn::damn:

And like you i was like man i respect gay people for taking those up their ass on the daily. Had me almost crying like a little bytch
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I ordered pizza hut (:beli:) on a friday like 4-5 months ago and that saturday...

What came out of me wasn't even a log. It was a huge amorphous vaguely circular lump. When I looked at it I was amazed I wasn't bleeding no joke.

I had to go lay down for 2-3 hours after that:sadcam:
 

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I ordered pizza hut (:beli:) on a friday like 4-5 months ago and that saturday...

What came out of me wasn't even a log. It was a huge amorphous vaguely circular lump. When I looked at it I was amazed I wasn't bleeding no joke.

I had to go lay down for 2-3 hours after that:sadcam:

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Homie went to take a nap like a hoe after she’s been fukked properly
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