I'm a Black Expat AMA

[Wiseborn]

Yeah.. the kid shyt

Not a fan. I try to blend in though and not look like a tourist, rookie, “American” or a nikka with money

And facts on the food shyt.. same in the states

Those kids can tell and they hang out in the Tourist areas trying everybody.

The Venezuelan Scammer Kid was hanging out at one of the most exclusive malls in Bogota. I bought a Nike Jacket and that shyt was like 85 bucks.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

There’s random Colombians all over. I ran into a Colombian chick from Cali that happened to be in Landover ( a Black Middle class neighborhood in PG County)

She could barely speak english. There’s a lot of immigrants in this country.

Indeed

I like the women too. Like my one homies mom, she was a very dope person. She barely spoke english, I barely spoke spanish (at least their version) but we always understood each other and would talk for hours. Sometimes my homie would even try to translate to help us

Bringing back memories

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Those kids can tell and they hang out in the Tourist areas trying everybody.

The Venezuelan Scammer Kid was hanging out at one of the most exclusive malls in Bogota. I bought a Nike Jacket and that shyt was like 85 bucks.

Oh yeah they watching.

They also mini spies too. People really don’t know

So yeah, at least from my knowledge you don’t ever give them shyt.

Maybe if you're obviously an american and in a convoy but even that is sketchy.

 

[Wiseborn]

Indeed

I like the women too. Like my one homies mom, she was a very dope person. She barely spoke english, I barely spoke spanish (at least their version) but we always understood each other and would talk for hours. Sometimes my homie would even try to translate to help us

Bringing back memories

I thought I knew spanish before I came to Colombia they speak differently than Mexicans or people from Spain then they use slang

Pizos means floors but in Cali it means shoes

Blue Pills ain’t viagra it’s 50,000 Peso notes which are Blue worth about 12.50 usually the highest bill someone will have on them. You pull out a 100,000 peso note people think you’re rich.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I thought I knew spanish before I came to Colombia they speak differently than Mexicans or people from Spain then they use slang

Pizos means floors but in Cali it means shoes

Blue Pills ain’t viagra it’s 50,000 Peso notes which are Blue worth about 12.50 usually the highest bill someone will have on them. You pull out a 100,000 peso note people think you’re rich.

Yeah, a whole different spanish

And like I said, I know ill be a target if I go solo. So thats why I’m going with friends/fam that at least I know I can trust.

But for other countries.. might be solo dolo

So great info and even refresher info.

But I know I handle it. Done it before and my brother does it too. Thats why I asked who you worked for, you were very specific

But yeah, one of my homies is literally like extended fam. Even his fam in Colombia knows me and know of me

 

[Apollo Creed]

Yeah, a whole different spanish

And like I said, I know ill be a target if I go solo. So thats why I’m going with friends/fam that at least I know I can trust.

But for other countries.. might be solo dolo

So great info and even refresher info.

But I know I handle it. Done it before and my brother does it too. Thats why I asked who you worked for, you were very specific

But yeah, one of my homies is literally like extended fam. Even his fam in Colombia knows me and know of me

I've spend over a year on the ground in Colombia across 5+ cities. Don't be a dummy and say no to threesomes and you will be fine lol. Colombias issue is it attracts the lamest fukkers on earth who end up being food

 

[Wiseborn]

Yeah, a whole different spanish

And like I said, I know ill be a target if I go solo. So thats why I’m going with friends/fam that at least I know I can trust.

But for other countries.. might be solo dolo

So great info and even refresher info.

But I know I handle it. Done it before and my brother does it too. Thats why I asked who you worked for, you were very specific

But yeah, one of my homies is literally like extended fam. Even his fam in Colombia knows me and know of me

Yeah have a good time. I explained cell phone security tips on page 62. Colombian criminals especially ones in Medellin want your phone more than your wallet.

Cash app doesn’t work overseas but they can get into an Iphone Cash app someone in the states and drain your account.

 

[Wiseborn]

I've spend over a year on the ground in Colombia across 5+ cities. Don't be a dummy and say no to threesomes and you will be fine lol. Colombias issue is it attracts the lamest fukkers on earth who end up being food

This. I talked about a dummy that got drugged and robbed simply because the goofball met two hoes at the street party on El Bulevar del Rio and they told him that they wanted to have a threesome with him right then.

nikka went to a hotel that they picked and drugged and robbed him.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Yeah have a good time. I explained cell phone security tips on page 62. Colombian criminals especially ones in Medellin want your phone more than your wallet.

Cash app doesn’t work overseas but they can get into an Iphone Cash app someone in the states and drain your account.

Facts

I was just thinking I need to get a burner before I go

I was planning on not using shyt but a debit connected to a dummy account. But like I said, I was expected to be briefed before I went. So I’m reading

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I've spend over a year on the ground in Colombia across 5+ cities. Don't be a dummy and say no to threesomes and you will be fine lol. Colombias issue is it attracts the lamest fukkers on earth who end up being food

So I should or shouldn’t say no

 

[Wiseborn]

Facts

I was just thinking I need to get a burner before I go

I was planning on not using shyt but a debit connected to a dummy account. But like I said, I was expected to be briefed before I went. So I’m reading

Yeah Get a burner that you don’t mind losing there’s pickpockets and although people have the latest Iphones you stand out and they will try to snatch it if you’re walking around with one.

They say No Dar Papaya. meaning don’t make yourself look like a target for a robbery.

Same with a Dummy Debit card there’s extra fees in Colombia that you can avoid with a schwab card or a Revolut card.

The Revolut is basically like a Green Dot card it only has what you put on it.

A schwab card is good because they will mail you an ATM card if you lose it anywhere in the world They also have a global Toll Free number to call.

Both cards pay back ATM fees.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Yeah Get a burner that you don’t mind losing there’s pickpockets and although people have the latest Iphones you stand out and they will try to snatch it if you’re walking around with one.

They say No Dar Papaya. meaning don’t make yourself look like a target for a robbery.

Same with a Dummy Debit card there’s extra fees in Colombia that you can avoid with a schwab card or a Revolut card.

The Revolut is basically like a Green Dot card it only has what you put on it.

A schwab card is good because they will mail you an ATM card if you lose it anywhere in the world They also have a global Toll Free number to call.

Both cards pay back ATM fees.

Repped

 

[Wiseborn]

Ok I avoided it for a long time But I’m going to do a deep detailed dive into Hard Incel advice
For the brehs who feel they need it.

Again what is up is down overseas so rule number 1 don’t go after the cheapest hoes that you can find. The cheap hoes will scam you harder and they’re usually part of gangs set up to rob people.

Rule number 2 it’s always better to trick in places where you know the language.

You’d be far far better off going to Jamaica over the Dominican Republic if you speak zero spanish. just having people say stuff that you don’t understand is intimidating especially to new travelers

Rule number 3 make a budget and stick to it. There’s a new Travel goofy that got stuck in the DR after being scammed by hoes.

I’ll add on later. Keep the backchannel questions coming

 

[Wiseborn]

One thing for dudes tricking or not you should know what the going rate for hoes are in the area. You can literally google this especially because hoeing in not illegal in these countries.

Why do you need to know this? Because when shorty that you pulled from the club “ for free”. asks for the fee If you say no and the cops show up you’re gonna have to pay 8 times what she asked to keep from going to jail.

Make sure everything you say is monitored. What ever you do don’t put your hands on her. It would go far differently than if a local smacked his baby mother.

 

[Wiseborn]

One other reason to get a burner phone is to avoid having a chick hit you up when you go home.

Get a cheap droid set up a what’s app number (I’d get the business version it’s free but easier to set up alt What’s app numbers accounts on the business version)

Deal with a chick for the fee or the free then bush the phone, You could literally give it to some random person. That way shorty cant contact you back home. You could reset the What’s app business account on a new phone if you want to hit her up when you return.