- Hotel recommendations? (I'm arriving late at night so I don't want to deal with the hassle of getting the key for an airbnb)
- Should I set up transportation from the airport before hand?
- Can I set up Mpesa at the airport?
- Night life options?
- Any thoughts on Kenyan women?
Peronally I'd get a well reviewed Superhost Airbnb if I were you, but If you insist on a Hotel I'd stay either at the Crowne near the Airport or Lotos Inn and Suites in the Westlands.
I'd avoid driving in Nairobi personally Uber and InDriver works fine. You can get a cab at the airport to any Hotel in the Area.
Technically you can set up Mpesa at the Airport but I would do it at a standalone Safaricom store at one of the malls. You can put money on your card right there. That being said you don't have to do this if you're staying for a week or less and staying in Hotels and eating at restaurants.
The main hotspots for Nightlife is in the Westlands and The Havana Bar is cool to hang out at and people watch and Brew Bistro is the poppinest club in Nairobi.
If you want to go to a strip club Liddo's and Applebee's is the best ones however Applebee's is in the hood.
Generally speaking any Kenyan woman is fine and they'll treat you very nice, But You might want to avoid Kikuyu women they have a repuation of being Gold diggers. Luo women have the biggest asses. Basically most Luo women look like thicker versions of Lupita Nyongo.
Try to get with women who have a job and don't let them monopolize your time. Check out the Giraffe and Elephant sancturary. You might be too big to ride the ostrich but you can take a girl out there and she can ride it.
Hit up Two Rivers Mall it's the flyest Mall in East Africa and probably the flyest Mall that you've been to. They have an amusement park right at the mall.
Any more questions just ask.