If you had to fight one to the death: Jon “Bones” Jones or two pitbulls?

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Exactly. Pits really only have 1 primary means of attack.

Not like a pit is gonna break your arm in an armbar, put you in a headlock and start gouging your eyes out.

A human can pick you apart 100 different ways
I picture him hitting me from a mile away then when dazed, chokng me out then curb stomping my limp body until my head is crushed and I bleed out

It'll take 2 pits quite awhile to kill you. Heck they may even tire. One bites your forearm go for the eyes or balls with you other arm. With jon you're not getting in range with those long limbs. You wont touch him. He's going to daze you with a high kick then its an onslaught of weapons
 

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Hmm good question been been bitten by a dog before and been choked our nuff times on the mat in sessions and once in a tournament.

Fight to death means I can use something as a weapon like a blade. So take my chances with pits as I can easily stab them up.

Jones would just dust me in a few moves get the drop on me and make me drop the blade and would choke me to death. Cats don't understand what a next level human fighter is like.

Like this cat Machida world class fighter background in karate and no ref in that ring, he would have died that day for sure.

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Jones obviously wtf. Two pits are very liable to violently end your life in a fight, Jones at worst will choke you out if you give up your neck. Dude is dumb and sociopathic, but he's not going to get himself locked up for murder.

The fight is to the death. You will lose, no ifs ands or buts. He will kill you.

You can get lucky with pitbulls but not with Johnny.
 

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Jon would kill me almost instantly. There is 0% chance of survival.

Atleast with the dogs I got a chance. It’s a small chance but still a chance
 

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. One of him? Doesn't mean I'd win, and probably wouldn't, but he'll bring something outta me. I'm 5'7 190, if it's a fight to the death I'm definitely not concerned about the size difference...
You'll gas in 2 min

Edit: nah a kick to the solar Plex or liver. 10 seconds. the only thing coming out of you is urine
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You'll gas in 2 min

Edit: nah a kick to the solar Plex or liver. 10 seconds. the only thing coming out of you is urine
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Lmao speak for yourself. I have confidence I can hold my own in a streetfight to death. He would have a massive, massive advantage because he's a trained fighter and I'm not. But you're severely underestimating yourself and others--->if I know I'm in a fight for my life, this shyt ain't coming easy for him...

To be all the way clear, NO, I don't think I can beat this nikka in any kind of fight. The caveat here is that I know I have my life on the line. He finna be in a fight for his life too, fukk you think this is lmao...
 

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Lmao speak for yourself. I have confidence I can hold my own in a streetfight to death. He would have a massive, massive advantage because he's a trained fighter and I'm not. But you're severely underestimating yourself and others--->if I know I'm in a fight for my life, this shyt ain't coming easy for him...

To be all the way clear, NO, I don't think I can beat this nikka in any kind of fight. The caveat here is that I know I have my life on the line. He finna be in a fight for his life too, fukk you think this is lmao...
Bravdo is loud but skill is louder. You'll be coming to fight and swinging for your life, and then crrrrrrack a shin to the back of ur knee, those 2 prongs back there will feel a pop like sensation. Now you're ready for the next leg kick but you get hit with a pin point accurate left jab to the left eye socket, oh yes now it's blurry, he feints , you put your hands up to protect and wackkkloowwwww quick uppercut to the solarplex. :damn: now you're paralyzed, remember that leg? Typically you could prob stay up on auto but not now it's been disabled, you hit the ground, remember that eye? Well now it's blurry and you can't stop all the incoming ground and pounds


He calculated this dismantle in real time while you were fighting for your life


And he's been picking off roided veterans like that since he was fresh out of college .people that fought in Japan against roided up goons with barely any rules 10 yrs before him. Pretty much skilled fighters who were also fighting for their life but far far more superior skills who have years of every day training . you're 5'7 and off the couch .you won't land a single blow. Adrenaline is not enough. Against a civilian yes, against Jones you're essentially fighting a cyborg. It would be shockingly quick

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People have survived bear attacks, lion attacks, etc

At least you have an advantage when fighting a pit. You've got 0 advantage against Jon Jones. There is no question here.
 

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I'm 280lbs. Probably the Pitts, once I get my body weight on both

A fight to the death again Jones? NO untrained man is winning that might. I'd rather not the chance to live and will take the pitts
 
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