If you had to fight one to the death: Jon “Bones” Jones or two pitbulls?

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il fight Jones

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2 pits is a death wish.
What's funny is I think Jon could take 2 pits
 

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Im fairly confident if i threw all my weight down on a pits back with my knee as it was biting that id kill it or atleast make it stop. I aint gonna heat jon jones in a 1v1 and it its To death ill take my chances with the dogs

Throw my leather on my arm. As he latches on let him swing like guy above and crush its entire frame with my knee as i lower it to ground.

Physics.
 

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Im fairly confident if i threw all my weight down on a pits back with my knee as it was biting that id kill it or atleast make it stop. I aint gonna heat jon jones in a 1v1 and it its To death ill take my chances with the dogs
bru there's two of them how you gonna get 1 in that position . and I don't know if that'll work. you ever see hog dogs . them pits catch 400 500 pound hogs and take a beating and go catch another like it aint shyt. :hubie: a I respect you plan tho good look in there soldier.lolololol
 

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Fight to the death? I’ll take my chances with Jon Jones and hope I can land a low blow:manny:

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bru there's two of them how you gonna get 1 in that position . and I don't know if that'll work. you ever see hog dogs . them pits catch 400 500 pound hogs and take a beating and go catch another like it aint shyt. :hubie: a I respect you plan tho good look in there soldier.lolololol
Well it aint gonna be easy. Id have to wipe one out right away. If the dog was any bigger i wouldny be able to. Doberman or something im fukked. But pits small enough and aggresive enough that itll jump and latch. That motion of the guy you posted imagine if he swang it to knee and just DROPPED. Pits ribs be all broke itd run away.

I just cant see it being able to take that much weight with that much momentum without crushing its spine.

Id prolly get eaten by other pit in that 2 sec motion but fukk it. Gotta try. Ill throw sand in its eyes as it runs idk. Kick up a dust storm.

Humans run the world. Not wolves. We can outthink dogs.
 
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My fam fought dogs, until you seen a pit lock it’s jaws on another dog’s nuts and rip em off :dame: then idk how you can pick a human...

I’d rather take an asswhoopin then get mauled and chew up like a piece a beef jerky...

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I don’t think I could get beaten to death by bare hands on a mat. Most people who die from fights be from their head impacting pavement, not the actual hits themselves....

Now if we talkin street fights then I’m not about to let no pro mma nikka just manhandle me. I’m bitin and squeezing that nikka nuts off if he try any of that grappling bullshyt in a street fight :dame:

Only thing that works with pits is sticking your finger in their ass or lighting a lighter under their mouths once they lock on and two adults would tear any man to shreds easily...

Once again, jones ain’t even close...

Bro :russ:

Please tell me it’s never come to this
 
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