If you had to fight one to the death: Jon “Bones” Jones or two pitbulls?

[FeloniousMonk]

You won’t beat Jones, so the only chance you have to win is the 2 pits. But as far as damage sustained... what’s worse? lacerated skin and puncture wounds or broken bones and concussions?

Once one dog gets a grip with a good bite, its a wrap, buddy.

You wont get him off.

 

[Another Man]

I don’t think I could get beaten to death by bare hands on a mat. Most people who die from fights be from their head impacting pavement, not the actual hits themselves....

Now if we talkin street fights then I’m not about to let no pro mma nikka just manhandle me. I’m bitin and squeezing that nikka nuts off if he try any of that grappling bullshyt in a street fight

Only thing that works with pits is sticking your finger in their ass or lighting a lighter under their mouths once they lock on and two adults would tear any man to shreds easily...

Once again, jones ain’t even close...

Nah breh, you could def get beaten to death in a fight, especially by a professional fighter. If the UFC removed the ref and allowed them to go until someone dies within a time limit, all fights are ending in death or decision. Brain damage is no joke, fighters have went into comas and died after fights due to accumulative brain damage. I dunno if youve ever felt a roundhouse kick upside the head full force, but ima tell you its up there with getting hit with a ball bat. Jones has not only fists, elbows, knees and kicks at his disposal, but slams and chokes as well. Peep how he finished Lyoto Machida. He could have ended his life right there if he held that choke longer.

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

@ you trying to figure out which jon Jones is going to show up.

The one that knows this is a life or death fight that’s who

If he's fighting the average coli poster. Hell the average human. Is it really a life and death for HIM. I mean for yo ass it most definitely is. His ass might show up of 12 pack and some coke, cause this shyt fixing to be super light work for him.

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Nah breh, you could def get beaten to death in a fight, especially by a professional fighter. If the UFC removed the ref and allowed them to go until someone dies within a time limit, all fights are ending in death or decision. Brain damage is no joke, fighters have went into comas and died after fights due to accumulative brain damage. I dunno if youve ever felt a roundhouse kick upside the head full force, but ima tell you its up there with getting hit with a ball bat. Jones has not only fists, elbows, knees and kicks at his disposal, but slams and chokes as well. Peep how he finished Lyoto Machida. He could have ended his life right there if he held that choke longer.

nikkas be getting into life altering fights with nikkas that dont know shyt about fighting. If Jon Jones wanted to kill you in a fight you would die 10x over. Dude would be doing Mortal Kombat Brutality shyt on the av joe.

 

[Olmec]

Is Jones gonna be coked up

If so, the pitbulls.

 

[Another Man]

Is Jones gonna be coked up

If so, the pitbulls.

 

[Northern Son]

Jones obviously wtf. Two pits are very liable to violently end your life in a fight, Jones at worst will choke you out if you give up your neck. Dude is dumb and sociopathic, but he's not going to get himself locked up for murder.

 

[Northern Son]

Jones is a beast, but I've been hearing about him and roids for a little while now.

Then again, I've heard other fighters use roids too.

They all use. Most athletes use PED's. He was just dumb enough to get caught.

 

[Another Man]

Jones obviously wtf. Two pits are very liable to violently end your life in a fight, Jones at worst will choke you out if you give up your neck. Dude is dumb and sociopathic, but he's not going to get himself locked up for murder.

 

[Northern Son]

Fighting term . Literally not protecting your neck when your opponent is in an advantageous position where they can put you in a chokehold.

 

[jackswstd]

Jones because he’d probably stop once I was out cold, two pits won’t stop till you’re dead.

 

[Another Man]

Fighting term . Literally not protecting your neck when your opponent is in an advantageous position where they can put you in a chokehold.

I know. shyt still sounds sus tho.

Give up your neck or your back to another man brehs

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Once Jon KOs or strangles you to sleep he can do whatever he wants with your body

It'll take a long time for 2 dogs to kill you

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Jones obviously wtf. Two pits are very liable to violently end your life in a fight, Jones at worst will choke you out if you give up your neck. Dude is dumb and sociopathic, but he's not going to get himself locked up for murder.

 

[Take It In Blood]

Jon


I'd just lay on my stomach so he can't kick or punch me and let him choke me out til I tap