If you had to fight one to the death: Jon “Bones” Jones or two pitbulls?

[DatBoiHawk]

If you want it to be quick and over with in 3 seconds then take jon Jones but if you want to survive then take the pits lol

 

[Luck]

Bro

Please tell me it’s never come to this

I read that shyt again, biting and squeezing line read extra but that was two completely separate things. I’d bite a chunk out that nikkas arm he tries that arm bar bs on me OR beat on his nuts in a fight to the death...

He gonna have to knock me out fukk that rasslin nonsense.

 

[You Win Perfect]

2 pits I've fought dogs before.

Yeah I’m gonna have to go with the pit fight. I only really had to fight one dog off and it was a Rottie. Snuck up on me and actually brought me to the ground but I did what I had to do to not go out sad.

I wouldn’t have a chance against Jon Jones. Bigger faster stronger and a lot more ways to get you than a couple of dogs

 

[O.T.I.S.]

This low key reminds me of that Ronda Rousey thread

 

[Northern Son]

You’re still approaching the question wrongly. Is it really this hard?

You’re answering the question of, “who would you rather get killed by..”.

The question, is who would you rather fight to the death. Ask yourself, who do you think you have a better chance of killing barehanded - Jon Jones or two pits.

Um, no I'm answering the question . In a fight to the death, Jones will probably KO me then make it quick. Two pitbulls violently rip me apart. I can't beat either (I think I can take 1 pit or two consecutively), so I'm taking the less gruesome way to die.

I have a better chance against two pitbulls, but I'd rather fight Jones because the worst case scenario isn't as awful. Would you rather take 5 huge whiffs in a room full of hydrogen 2 sulfide or try surviving an 80 foot drop from a balcony onto hard concrete? You have a way better chance surving the latter, but why the fukk would you put yourself through that???

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

2 pits I've fought dogs before.

I would choose the two pitbulls.

I'll take my chances with the 2 dogs on some Arnie shyt...

You won’t beat Jones, so the only chance you have to win is the 2 pits.

Once Jon KOs or strangles you to sleep he can do whatever he wants with your body. It'll take a long time for 2 dogs to kill you

I would easily choose the two pits... I would rip their fukking eyes out and then finish the job by snapping their necks.

2 pits...

Anybody picking Jon Jones is a idiot unless they have MMA training.

I’m picking the two pits idc how strong they bite it’s a domesticated animal. Those pits aren’t trained to fight/kill humans Jon Jones is however.

Fight to death, I'm taking the pitbulls.

easier to kill 2 pits

Exactly. Pits really only have 1 primary means of attack.

Not like a pit is gonna break your arm in an armbar, put you in a headlock and start gouging your eyes out.

A human can pick you apart 100 different ways

I picture him hitting me from a mile away then when dazed, chokng me out then curb stomping my limp body until my head is crushed and I bleed out

It'll take 2 pits quite awhile to kill you. Heck they may even tire. One bites your forearm go for the eyes or balls with you other arm. With jon you're not getting in range with those long limbs. You wont touch him. He's going to daze you with a high kick then its an onslaught of weapons

Give me some steel toe boots and ill beat the fuk out of those dogs

Fight to death means I can use something as a weapon like a blade. So take my chances with pits as I can easily stab them up.

Jones would just dust me in a few moves get the drop on me and make me drop the blade and would choke me to death. Cats don't understand what a next level human fighter is like.

The fight is to the death. You will lose, no ifs ands or buts. He will kill you.

You can get lucky with pitbulls but not with Johnny.

Jon would kill me almost instantly. There is 0% chance of survival.

Atleast with the dogs I got a chance. It’s a small chance but still a chance

People have survived bear attacks, lion attacks, etc

At least you have an advantage when fighting a pit. You've got 0 advantage against Jon Jones. There is no question here.

I'm 280lbs. Probably the Pitts, once I get my body weight on both

A fight to the death again Jones? NO untrained man is winning that might. I'd rather not the chance to live and will take the pitts

2 PITS IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH. DOGS ARE PREDICTABLE.

Im fairly confident if i threw all my weight down on a pits back with my knee as it was biting that id kill it or atleast make it stop. I aint gonna heat jon jones in a 1v1 and it its To death ill take my chances with the dogs

Jones is killing you boss, you stand zero chance

Pitbulls are the way to go

I'd soccer kick the pit bulls

If you want it to be quick and over with in 3 seconds then take jon Jones but if you want to survive then take the pits lol

Yeah I’m gonna have to go with the pit fight. I only really had to fight one dog off and it was a Rottie. Snuck up on me and actually brought me to the ground but I did what I had to do to not go out sad.

I wouldn’t have a chance against Jon Jones. Bigger faster stronger and a lot more ways to get you than a couple of dogs

Congratulations

These are all the correct responses, many of which also include all the correct reasons to why picking the two pits is the best option for survival.

Great job brehs

 

[TNC]

Once one dog gets a grip with a good bite, its a wrap, buddy.

You wont get him off.

And its your job to make sure it doesn't get a good grip.

I'm not saying either are ideal options, but you WILL NOT beat Jon Jones (or any pro fighter, much less the best alive) in a straight 1v1 or a fight to the deal, you at least have a chance with the Pits.

 

[ThugLife]

nikkas really think there's any possible way they'd survive a DEATHMATCH against JON JONES

He givin fighters with just as much training as him that work in UFC regulated matches. Without rules he'd kill you within 5 minutes

 

[Maxine Shaw]

Has Game of Thrones taught us nothing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWxm80WxWgU

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

nikkas really think there's any possible way they'd survive a DEATHMATCH against JON JONES

He givin fighters with just as mutch training as him that work in UFC regulated matches. Without rules he'd kill you within 5 minutes

Facts. I think people just see that pic of that pitbull and instantly throw all common sense and logic out the window

 

[FeloniousMonk]

And its your job to make sure it doesn't get a good grip.

I'm not saying either are ideal options, but you WILL NOT beat Jon Jones (or any pro fighter, much less the best alive) in a straight 1v1 or a fight to the deal, you at least have a chance with the Pits.

Personally, I take take my chances with JJ.

He's not going to bite you to get a grip while you are worried about the other dog.

Plus, If I can escape I can possible outrun JJ to set up a defense, with 2 pits on your ass..you're not running away from anything.

Edit:With JJ, least the death will be quick, with 2 pits you are getting eaten alive..

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

 

[Soda Papi]

After dealing with jones, at least my body will still be recognizable

 

[CW_1991]

I feel like dogs are overrated.

A full grown man in good shape with his limbs and his intelligence can definitely manage to kill two pit bulls if it truly came down to life and death.