If you had to fight one to the death: Jon “Bones” Jones or two pitbulls?

[chowism]

Jon Jones easily

 

[MoveForward]

I would easily choose the two pits... I would rip their fukking eyes out and then finish the job by snapping their necks.

 

[call_me_step_daddy]

Or

Two of these

No holds barred, to the death...

i will fight jon jones to the death..because i would rush him, bear hug & hold him till he gets tired, two pit bulls? ain't no holding them breh

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

Bones would at least stop after I was defeated.

If he's fighting the average coli poster. Hell the average human. Is it really a life and death for HIM....

Jones at worst will choke you out if you give up your neck. Dude is dumb and sociopathic, but he's not going to get himself locked up for murder.

Jones because he’d probably stop once I was out cold

Jon
I'd just lay on my stomach so he can't kick or punch me and let him choke me out til I tap

If you ever needed proof that Coli members don’t read the OP’s of threads...

Fellas, it is a fight to the death. That is the ONLY way to win. Kill your opponent or be killed by your opponent. If you do not kill your opponent l, you will be killed. It is a fight to the death.

There is no “he’ll stop once I’m ko’d cus he doesn’t want to catch a charge”.

There is no “I’ll just tap”.

It is a fight to the death. Who would you rather be tasked with having to kill, Jon Jones or two pitbulls? Understand now?

 

[Northern Son]

If you ever needed proof that Coli members don’t read the OP’s of threads...

Fellas, it is a fight to the death. That is the ONLY way to win. Kill your opponent or be killed by your opponent. If you do not kill your opponent l, you will be killed. It is a fight to the death.

There is no “he’ll stop once I’m ko’d cus he doesn’t want to catch a charge”.

There is no “I’ll just tap”.

It is a fight to the death. Who would you rather be tasked with having to kill, Jon Jones or two pitbulls? Understand now?

I'd still rather get killed by a human.

 

[ISO]

Do I have weapons to fight the pitbulls?

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

I'd still rather get killed by a human.

You’re still approaching the question wrongly. Is it really this hard?

You’re answering the question of, “who would you rather get killed by..”.

The question, is who would you rather fight to the death. Ask yourself, who do you think you have a better chance of killing barehanded - Jon Jones or two pits.

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

Do I have weapons to fight the pitbulls?

Yes, your brain

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

2 pits

So I don't have to hold back on murder. I would bathe in their blood.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

All of them getting stabbed so

 

[wongzini]

Anybody picking Jon Jones is a idiot unless they have MMA training.

I’m picking the two pits idc how strong they bite it’s a domesticated animal. Those pits aren’t trained to fight/kill humans Jon Jones is however.

 

[EndGame]

Fight to death, I'm taking the pitbulls.

 

[Gold]

easier to kill 2 pits

 

[Gold]

Anybody picking Jon Jones is a idiot unless they have MMA training.

I’m picking the two pits idc how strong they bite it’s a domesticated animal. Those pits aren’t trained to fight/kill humans Jon Jones is however.

Exactly. Pits really only have 1 primary means of attack.

Not like a pit is gonna break your arm in an armbar, put you in a headlock and start gouging your eyes out.

A human can pick you apart 100 different ways

 

[murksiderock]

Too dark for him.

He used to live in Binghamton and he well known for fukking with the snows...

I used to know some people who fukked with his lil brother in Rochester...

I don’t think I could get beaten to death by bare hands on a mat. Most people who die from fights be from their head impacting pavement, not the actual hits themselves....

Now if we talkin street fights then I’m not about to let no pro mma nikka just manhandle me. I’m bitin and squeezing that nikka nuts off if he try any of that grappling bullshyt in a street fight

Only thing that works with pits is sticking your finger in their ass or lighting a lighter under their mouths once they lock on and two adults would tear any man to shreds easily...

Once again, jones ain’t even close...

I think I'd take my chances with Jones too cause I like my chances with any human. If it's a fight to the death that means nothing is off limits...

I'd like my chances with one pit but two of them I think I'd be in some trouble. I don't think they're unbeatable but two of those muhfukkas is a scary thought, you'd have to get really lucky. And for the record I feel like id be in some trouble if there were two Bones Jones too. One of him? Doesn't mean I'd win, and probably wouldn't, but he'll bring something outta me. I'm 5'7 190, if it's a fight to the death I'm definitely not concerned about the size difference...