If Scottie Pippen accidentally stepped onto a banana peel...

[African_brehda]

If he was the lead on Family guy, he'd be Scotty Griffin

 

[Shazeer Fitzgerald]

If he was to fall while on a flight overseas he'd be Scottie Trippin Trippin

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

Thread turned out to be GOAT
The coli can turn nothing into something anytime

 

[Morose Polymath]

When having a bowel movement, he’s “Scottie Shyttin”

 

[Neuromancer]

And if he had waves he'd be Scottie Dippin.

 

[Heelish]

If he liked seafood, he’d be Scottie Shrimpin’

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

I'm geeked up
And I can't see
And all the walls keep lookin at me
I tell myself there's nothin wrong
but I-- can't Scottie Grittin' my teeth

 

[num123]

And if he hunted monsters he would be Scottie Witchin.

 

[old pig]

if michael jordan was stuck in a room w/ nothing to do he’d be—michael boredom

 

[Doobie Doo]

If he had a vasectomy he'd be Scotty Snippin

 

[DonFrancisco]

Hed be Scottie Slippin

Okay LeBron James....

 

[the cool]

If he was a hula hoop teacher he’d be Scottie Hippin

 

[old pig]

ok just read thru the thread...y’all nikkas took it there

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

If he was the weakest DBZ character he would be Scottie Krillin.

 

[Basil of Baker Street]

If he lost all his money he’d be Scottie Lyftin