If Scottie Pippen accidentally stepped onto a banana peel...

[thekingsmen]

If son could sew and fight he be called Scottie Mittens.

 

[WesCrook]

If he has Amazon Prime, he'd be Scottie Free Shippin'

 

[bis0n]

If he knew MMA, he'd be Scottie Kicken.

 

[FreddyCalhoun]

 

[FreddyCalhoun]

If he let off a whole 16, but didn't run out of bullets, he would be....

Scottie Extra Clippin'......

If he wrote fan fiction he'd be Scottie Shippin

 

[AquaCityBoy]

If HaHa Davis asked him for an autograph and he said no he'd be like, "Scottie Trippin Trippin."

 

[Jim Cornette]

 

[Nature Boy Ric Flair]

IF HE WAS CASTRATED, HE'D BE SCOTTIE LIPPIN

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Luke Cage]

you guys got me in here Scottie Snickering at these jokes.

 

[Originalman]

When larse get through taking him to the cleaners his name gonna be half a scottie larse dippin.

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

And if he take his ex wife back I guess Scottie trippin

 

[#1 pick]

If he smacked a hoe, he would be Scottie Ruffin

 

[Heelish]

If he has Amazon Prime, he'd be Scottie Free Shippin'

ScottFree Shippin

 

[hood b. goode]

And if he was bit by a spider and could climb walls, he'd be Scottie Stickin


Now watch Mr. Stickin get to dippin

 

[Sinnerman]

When he's on vacation by the lake he's Scottie Fishin'

and when he buys lotto tickets he's Scottie Wishin...

And if he was a baseball player he would be Scottie Pitchin.

And if he was a gay pornstar he'd be...Scottie Pitchin