If Scottie Pippen accidentally stepped onto a banana peel...

[Super Ramon]

If he would have missed that gw shot in the 2000s playoffs against the Jazz, he'd be Scottie Bricking

 

[old pig]

if bria myles spread her ass cheeks in front of him he’d be scottie lickin’

 

[African_brehda]

If he lost all his money he’d be Scottie Lyftin

If he had to drive for money he'll be Scottie Lyftin

 

[Super Ramon]

If he started his own restaurant chain it would be called Scottie Chicken

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

i like corny jokes

 

[xCivicx]

:MJ_01:

 

[smitty22]

:LarryscUM:

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

If he was a character on Game of thrones that #starkset at one time thought was their savior only for him to come back on one episode and have no lines before he got shot with an arrow....


He'd be Scottie Rickon

 

[Eastwoodjones]

If he was a tailor he’d be Scottie Fitten

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

huh?

 

[hood b. goode]

If the US Air Force caught his jet on radar, he'd be Scottie Blippin

 

[Ghost Utmost]

If he was an ancient pharoah he'd be

Scott Egyptain

 

[cartierhoe]

And if he tricked women. He'd be Scottie Simpin

@Scottie Simpen

 

[surgical gloves]

If he was a rapper he'd be scotty it was written

 

[num123]

If he was the best tight end in Dallas Cowboys history he would be Scottie Witten.