If Scottie Pippen accidentally stepped onto a banana peel...

[ThrobbingHood]

If he was a jazz singer he’d be Scottie Riffin’.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

If he was part of a of a bukakke, he’d be Scottie Jizzin’ ()

 

[Originalman]

 

[FukkaPaidEmail]

If he was a track star he’d be Scottie Sprintin’

 

[JQ Legend]

I dunno what got me more

The fact OP got 24 daps for that stupid ass post

Or the fact I'm one of those 24

 

[JQ Legend]

if he saw this thread he'd be scottie dippin

Ayo yall on one today

 

[JQ Legend]

If he wrote fan fiction he'd be Scottie Shippin

Bars

If he was at the bar nursing a drink, he'd be Scottie Sippin

If he shook his ass for some cash he'd be Scottie Strippin

If he collaborated with Mike Jones in 2005 he'd be Scottie Still Tippin'

 

[☃ ೋ]

 

[BaileyPark31]

If he had chips and salsa, he'd be Scottie Dippn'

 

[Wallychamp]

If he had a curl in 2019 he'd be Scottie Primpin' in the mirror

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

And if he got high he’d be Scottie Spliffin’

And if he used a bong, he'd be Scottie Rippin'

 

[Yinny]

If he liked iced tea, he’d be Scottie Lipton

If he spits a hot 16, he’d be Scottie Spittin’

If he saved these chicks, he’d be Scottie Simpin

If he liked seafood, he’d be Scottie Shrimpin’

 

[MischievousMonkey]

If Beyoncé was undressing in his bathroom he'd be Scottie Peepin

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

If he liked iced tea, he’d be Scottie Lipton

If he spits a hot 16, he’d be Scottie Spittin’

If he saved these chicks, he’d be Scottie Simpin

If he liked seafood, he’d be Scottie Shrimpin’

Breh if he was a poet or good with witty remarks, he'd be Scottie Quippin'



THIS shyt IS CRAZY

 

[WesCrook]

If he held an exercise class, he'd be Pilate Pippen