If Scottie Pippen accidentally stepped onto a banana peel...

[AquaCityBoy]

If he was drinking hot coffee he'd be Scottie Sippin

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

if he was a gangbanger he’d be Scottie Crippin

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

If he shook his ass for some cash he'd be Scottie Strippin

 

[Bini Knight]

If he drank a case of beer 30 minutes later He'd be Scottie Pissin

 

[FromStLouis]

 

[HYDRO]

If he collaborated with Mike Jones in 2005 he'd be Scottie Still Tippin'

 

[Address_Unknown]

Hed be Scottie Slippin

 

[Prince Luchini]

Man y’all goofy as hell

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

If he talked to the Feds..
He would be Scottie Snitchin..

 

[Heelish]

If he was in The Fast & The Furious, he’s be Scottie Driftin

 

[ThrobbingHood]

And if he got high he’d be Scottie Spliffin’

 

[Da King]

This is exactly why I stopped smoking

A joke like this would have a nikka laughing for 2 hours straight

 

[ThrobbingHood]

If he farted he’d be Scottie Rippin’.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

If he sold drugs he’d be Scottie Flipping.

 

[Geode]

Nothin wrong with a little corny chuckle every now an then.

I like corny jokes/dad jokes