If God came down from heaven right now and offered you 2 choices

The Up Right Man

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The real question is how many would be :sadcam: when they realized they ain’t as righteous as they thought and take that long ride down
:francis:
Yeah cause people don’t realize how easy it is to sin.
Lie about anything
Cussing
Drinking
Sex and not being married
Thinking about sex
Gluttony
It’s way more.
 

hatealot

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B , fukk that heaven shyt. God on some bullshyt.
He prob running heaven like some cult leader.
 

klientel

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Not religious so I don't believe in an after life but I don't get the ultimatum. What exactly is the upside of option B ?

Not everybody has such a shytty life that they are willing to die on a days notice and leave everyone behind.

I actually like my life, I rather stay behind and finish this shyt out. And now that I know there is a god I’ll make some changes to make sure I get in later.

Anyone who says they could leave everyone they know and love behind immediately gotta be miserable on earth. I just couldn’t fathom doing that shyt.
 

Jasonmask

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When I see the types of people that

A. Believe in God

And

B. Think they're going to heaven

I'd rather be in hell :manny: . Bible thumpers annoy me right now WHY ON EARTH would I want to be around them for all eternity?(no pun intended):skip:

Fortunately neither of these places exist
Think heaven works like this brehs
 
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