If Duncan Robinson = Tim + Dave, then.....

[Admiral Ackbar]

Hot Sauce Professor (real name Champion Boucher), former Buick salesman from Lockhart, Texas, who left his 9-5 to pursue his passion of hyping his overrated version of a condiment.

 

[malbaker86]

Yall boyz hell

 

[Techniec]

LeMarcus Lilliard, former loan shark turned preacher, head of the New Jerusalem Holy Church of the Tabernacle, in Camden, NJ

JJ Joel, former five star Vegas escort in the 80s, battled a crystal meth addiction in the late 90s, born again Christian, currently working on her memoir

Leonard George, converted to the NOI in prison, goes by Lennox now, still eats bacon when no one is looking

D

 

[WesCrook]

Prof. Benjamin Netwon - govt name of a scientist turned villain in a Marvel comic

Romell "Romo" Owens - lead singer from a late 90's r&b group that only dropped one album, but it had that one classic song that still gets played in the noon throwback hour

And he still has beef with several of the group members to this day.

"He thought he was bigger than the group"

 

[WaveMolecules]

Bolt Phelps - mini golf hall of famer

 

[WesCrook]

Kersey Duckworth

Late 80's/Early 90's

The stereotypical not so well-spoken brother from the hood who gets interviewed by a news reporter after a crime went down, although there were about a half dozen more presentable Black folks who witnessed the crime as well.

"I seen't the whole thing, right"

 

[reserved_one]

Francis Mobley is A White foreigner that moved from Vancouver to Houston TX that builds rockets.

Odom Brand is a generic version of Raisin Brand and the company is based out of Nebraska.

James Davis is a retired black principal that kids feared but respected....also would casually fukk they’re moms.

 

[Luke Cage]

Wade Oneal: 1960s b movie actor in shytty sci fi movies. Jealous of William Shatner's sucess

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

I think there's actually like 27 Francis Ming's out there.

Francis Ming, underground Chinese preacher who escaped Communist persecution and now gives his testimony regularly on TBN

Francis Ming, young math professor who went to Harvard and tells his students "just call me Francis"

Francis Ming, fake birth certificate name for an illegal Thai immigrant who is really Somchai Sibunrueang

Meanwhile on the other side of the ocean, Dirk Ngyuen, real name Jianlian Lin, is their Triad cousin in Hamburg using a Vietnamese alias to traffic illegal Moldovan cigarettes and Cambodian whores

 

[malbaker86]

Carter Moss.....a shady young metro politician who famously cheated on his wife

 

[catskill247]

LeMarcus Lilliard, former loan shark turned preacher, head of the New Jerusalem Holy Church of the Tabernacle, in Camden, NJ

JJ Joel, former five star Vegas escort in the 80s, battled a crystal meth addiction in the late 90s, born again Christian, currently working on her memoir

Leonard George, converted to the NOI in prison, goes by Lennox now, still eats bacon when no one is looking

D

LENNOX!!!

He's also Jamaican

 

[mbewane]

Ewing Starks - c'mon now. Late 90s/Early 00s punchline rapper that you only ever heard of from DJ Clue tapes, never dropped a real album.

Alonzo Hardaway - The cool OG with the salt & pepper beard who runs the community center during the day, but fights for justice at night like Luke Cage

Price Ehlo: 00s white rapper from Cleveland who was the one white boy in the hood who you knew was with the shyts BECAUSE he was the one white boy in the hood. Gets sentenced to life on trafficking and gun charges by his 2nd platinum album

Abdul-Rauf Mutumbo: the Barack Obama of the Congo

Johnson Mourning: the black James Bond

You brehs are too much

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

Nah this thread got is

 

[FunkDoc1112]

Wait y'all here's one....

George Hill

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Wait y'all here's one....

George Hill

That’s the infamous hood in Indiana patrolled by a boss hog lookin sheriff named Miller Croshere.