If Duncan Robinson = Tim + Dave, then.....

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Parker Mills - prototypical "it" girl at generic suburban high school, USA. she'll attend the flagship state university and fukk no less than 20 black football players before cleaning up her act and settling down with Duncan Robinson,VP of finance and accounting at Hewlett Packard

oh my god :russ:
 

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These Blaxploitation intros tho :laff: :laff:
Taurasi Diggins - When Taurasi Diggins comes to town all the brothas gather around....cause she can really shake em down. A chick with drive who dont take no jive. She's sweet brown sugar with a touch of spice...and murder if you dont treat her nice. Taurasi 's got guts no if ands or buts. She wont budge when she carries a grudge. So there aint no hope for dudes who deal dope.






 

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Worthy Johnson is scraping the bottom of the barrel in the San Fernando Valley porn scene

Bryant Odom is a defensive lineman in the NFL

Nash Nowitzki is a private eye in a 1980s series that got canceled after the third episode

Howard Harden is a local used car salesman whose poorly filmed ads play at 1am

Murphy Malone can get you anything you want, "Ask Murph, he can get you anything"....if you don't ask where it came from
 

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lmaooooo facts :dead:

His cousin Francis Ming works the 11pm slot as a weather girl on the Minnesota’s CBS affiliate.
I think there's actually like 27 Francis Ming's out there.

Francis Ming, underground Chinese preacher who escaped Communist persecution and now gives his testimony regularly on TBN

Francis Ming, young math professor who went to Harvard and tells his students "just call me Francis"

Francis Ming, fake birth certificate name for an illegal Thai immigrant who is really Somchai Sibunrueang
 

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Price Ehlo: 00s white rapper from Cleveland who was the one white boy in the hood who you knew was with the shyts BECAUSE he was the one white boy in the hood. Gets sentenced to life on trafficking and gun charges by his 2nd platinum album :damn:

Abdul-Rauf Mutumbo: the Barack Obama of the Congo :wow:

Johnson Mourning: the black James Bond :wow:
 

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Julio Todd, a D1 halfback for his hometown Miami Hurricanes who blew his knee after a monster true freshman year (207 rush, 1,202 yd, 15 TD in 8 games) and gets drafted into Vietnam in 1969. Forgotten by the system upon returning home in 1973, 6'2" 220-pound Julio becomes a pimp, stick-up man and occasional drug dealer to survive.

Upon learning that 1980 welterweight gold medalist Terrell Donovan is his first cousin's son, Julio begins to manage 20-year-old Terrell as he rises to a 33-0 record and a championship belt. Julio embezzles from his cousin, however, to pay off gambling debts of around $3M to various criminal figures. After going separate ways in 1985, Donovan becomes a three-division champion with a record of 57-3-3 before a tragic car crash death at 37 years old, while Julio is nowhere to be found.

...until 1998, the year after when he emerges in a smash hit video for rising rapper Sosa Bonds, putting on for the streets of Indianapolis. Julio discovered Bonds through his 5th baby mama, who he knocked up in her junior year of high school where he was doing security, as Bonds was having a fling with her cousin.

With 1998s Double Platinum Knocked Out The Park, 1999 and 2001s 4x Platinum Live Ball and Juiced, along with a starting role in a 2000 summer blockbuster, Sosa's net worth soars to $40M, and Julio as his manager is eating...until Sosa gets arrested for sexual assault and gun possession on MDW 2002 in Boston. After a four-month trial, Sosa is sentenced to 8-10 years in prison. Julio falls in a lull, but emerges in news again in 2006 with a tax lien of $2.2M.

After filing for bankruptcy, Julio goes on a spiritual journey and writes a Christian-based drama about three sister-cousins born to one woman and two brothers and their cousin rising up against an omnipresent pastor who has preyed on women in their city for 30 years. The 2015 film Sisterhood grosses $600M worldwide, and Julio has emerged once again as a Hollywood writer and frequent guest at Christian seminars. He has also opened two steakhouses and three car dealerships as a silent partner.

Julio, 70, lives in the Greater Atlanta area and has a net worth of approximately $60M. He lives with his longtime girlfriend Shante, 30 years his junior, who helped him discover Sosa Bonds and has birthed 6 of his 13 children.
 
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