If Duncan Robinson = Tim + Dave, then.....

[inndaskKy]

Durant Morant

Corny pop group from the 80s making a comeback, this time with psalms sung in Latin mixed into their songs

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Pierce Rondo sounds like the protagonist in a spike lee joint

 

[Lakerman0834]

Thread should be in the rafters

 

[inndaskKy]

Harden Osaka - Up and coming biracial rapper and Too $hort protégé. He's here to teach Asian men that nice guys finish last and to tell the world that he's Hard On Hoes, Sucka!

 

[Shadow King]

Breh the detail is just amazing

It's my calling

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Leonard Mayweather is the flashy governor of Arkansas that rocks furs, gators, and pinky rings. He was able to secure the white vote because he had a famous pic with Dale Earnhardt right before he hit that turn hard. Enough cacs decided he was the kinda guy they could have a beer with, on occasion of course.

Tyson Lewis is a former Bronx stick up kid that knew all the rappers and dealers back in the day but became a dusty old nikka selling bootlegs at the barber shop. Ironically, one of those old artists ended up beating his ass.

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Ryan Gonzalez - the token latino on a 00's CW teen show

 

[Taadow]

Ewing Starks - c'mon now. Late 90s/Early 00s punchline rapper that you only ever heard of from DJ Clue tapes, never dropped a real album.

Ewing Starks is clearly an Oklahoma Oil Baron.

 

[THE MACHINE]

Aint read the thread.. but this a sticky and the college football thread aint?

Durant Green - a moderator on a cutting edge hip-hop forum that dont give a shyt about college football

 

[THE MACHINE]

Terrell Romanowski

Bedwech mom/ Eastern euro dad - Sound like a breh that would start all his police brutality rebuttals with "Not to play devils advocate but...."

 

[Taadow]

Mahomes Puckett, Republican running for city council in Kansas City

 

[Taadow]

Means Humphries - Prep School kid from Massachusetts who just left the rat race behind
and moved to Hawaii because he realized he wanted to surf everyday.

Semi-related: drives a Charger

 

[Taadow]

Segui Alou - owns the hot dog cart outside your office building and is somehow always out of relish

 

[Taadow]

Justice Klesko McGriff - 2nd generation Jewish-American lawyer-turned-Attorney General for the state of Illinois, and the person the Dems want to take Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s Supreme Court Seat

 

[Taadow]

Kerr Kukoc - notorious former member of the Nazi party who escaped being charged with war crimes because he shared German top secret experiments with the FBI. Has been granted clemency and lives in Albuquerque in witness protection under the name “Paxson Beuchler”