If Duncan Robinson = Tim + Dave, then.....

[Dr. Narcisse]

Tracy O'Neal - He was killed in a '99 car collision
I guess the best ones God get them the tar sniff 'em
It's just the way it is in this bizarre system
You remind me of his one concerning words when you speak
You and him both got that funny type of slur in y'all speech
At night its like his face just emerge in my sleep
I smoke herb so that grief can stop disturbing my peace

 

[Pitfalls0117]

Lewis Howard, Quiet Storm old head radio host

Barkley Manning, paraplegic Republican candidate for congress

Cole Chalmers, private school white boy drug dealer

This is the best thread in ages

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Davis Elway, legendary white house journalist who covered everything from Kennedy's assassination to Clinton's impeachment. He now hosts a weekly podcast on Spotify - listen and subscribe today!

His big break in journalism came just after graduating from Columbia when he exposed a scandal with Jersey City councilman Martin Kittles. He later went to Atlanta to work the local politics scene, hometown kid Ryan Jones arrived at roughly the same time, although he had a faster start, Davis finished stronger and left him behind to go to Washington.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Paige Ruth a 1940s fast talkin Harlem chick running numbers

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Harvin Marrison 1940's Philly Gangster .

 

[Paper Boi]

This a high nikka thread

you god damn right

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

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Bam Herro- When he's hottest he's the coolest. When he's baddest he's the best. Every gun brother and sister is out to make the big hit. But he's out to get before he's got. Bam Herro is a skip tracer, a modern day bounty hunter. Making a healthy living by making cats unhealthy...for cats who skip bail. When he gets it on the action takes off.

Spoiler

 

[Paper Boi]

Harvin Marrison 1940's Philly Gangster .

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

you god damn right

I had to pearl another one

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

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Bam Herro- When he's hottest he's the coolest. When he's baddest he's the best. Every gun brother and sister is out to make the big hit. But he's out to get before he's got. Bam Herro is a skip tracer, a modern day bounty hunter. Making a healthy living by making cats unhealthy...for cats who skip bail. When he gets it on the action takes off.

Spoiler

These Blaxploitation intros tho

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

Kristaps Luka - The Black Avenger. Rising from his tomb to fill the night with horror. Kristaps Luka..Dracula's Soul Brother. Deadlier even than he. Kristaps Luka...he thirst for your blood, he longs for your soul. More horrifying than Dracula .

Spoiler

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Doncic Curry the Slovenian branch of Thompson’s Curry products

 

[K-Apps]

Dwight Strawberry - legendary 80s NYC drug lord going by the codename The Straw Doc, decided to retire in the late 90s and reformed as a evangelical motivation speaker speaking of the ills and evils of cocaine use

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Anthony Stoudamire is the 4* football recruit you hear all about on signing day but never pans out in college.

Wallace Pippen is the made-up name on some scam email that says you can get a $125,000 inheritance if you just send $250 in fees to a numbered account

Roy Aldridge is a Black cop that thinks the neighborhood trusts him even though they don't

Lucas Walton is a spoiled White trust fund baby

Mikan Mikkelsen is a World's Strongest Man contestant

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Rice Montana - A tatted up cac rapper, easily.

Ah no man you blew a layup that's an Asian drill rapper for sure