richaveli83
Veteran
Chick was super bad and thinking about it, there were so many bad chicks in the club and so many bad cuban chicks walking the streets that I really wasn't tripping too much but damn she was bad.Yea the hoes there are like prime creme de la creme finessers, cuban erykah badu/lauryn hill type jawns frequent that place, if you can get into a conversation with a woman on the street without the state security harassing you you could easily bag one that will stay with you the whole week, cook clean and look out for you whenever you come through for like 80. Cuban women are more into playing the girlfriend, wifey role when theyre tricking because prostitution is a way of life and its not really frowned up culturally, its called "jineterismo" aka "horse jockeying". Theyll fukk with you as long as you can take care of them or their family a little bit and your not disrespectful about it, if your handsome gang or at least know how to clean up and not fat theyll even present you to friends and family. But you know they're getting more hip to the game so Im not surprised she tried you like that, you probably couldve talked that shyt way way down cause it seem like she was feeling you with the kiss on the cheek, good on you for keeping the pimp hand strong tho lol. But yea in the clubs most definitely thats whats going on, I had to refresh my street slang and go outside wearing Adidas joggers and slides to fit the part they were preying on me in my regular clothes
Make some friends over there and get you somebody of decent character that would change the money for you on the informal market, the commies are raping pockets
The hostess at the place I was staying was able to exchange my money for me without going to the bank so I was good on the money front. EVERYONE and they mama has a hustle going on down there.
I'm starting to get annoyed because at this point I was dancing with some chick and was on my fourth drink. Five minutes later I get another tap and this time I'm like WHAT?!
This time it was a short thick, dark skin, chick in a tight black and white dress. Ass was poking. She says in broken English, "my cousin likes you. You want to talk?" It was her cousin that kept tapping me. I looked over and her cousin was in the corner smiling. Her cousin wasn't all that in the face but had some sexy thick thighs. The fine cousin was name was Dianna so we move to another era of the club.
Dianna goes to her freezer and pulls out some chicken and starts to fry it. Onely goes to take a bath while Dianna and I talk. Onely finishes and says she wants more beer. I'm like how many drinks are you going to have tonight?
We go outside and go to someone's house. His girlfriend/wife looks like a typical hispanic woman with a box body but the dude looks like a tall, swole, Blacc Youngsta. They buy like 5 beers and head back into Dianna's spot. So we're sitting there drinking beer, salsa dancing, and eating chicken and rice. 
At this point I've had a total of like 7 or 8 drinks between the club and at the house and I'm starting to feel drunk/tired.
I'm like whatever call me a taxi because I want to go home. Dianna keeps saying "it's complicated, it's complicated" in broken English. Next thing I know, Blacc Youngsta walks in talking all loud in Spanish. I'm thinking this is it, I'm going to get got now 
and I tense up. Dianna argues with Blacc Youngsta for like five minutes and then he looks at Onely and speaks in Spanish and then leaves with Onely. Dianna says no taxis this late because everyone at disco(club). She says you can spend night which at this point I'm half asleep on the couch already so she takes me to her son's room. She says her son is with grandma and not worry and that "my house, your house" in broken English. I'm like whatever lie down on the bed. Few minutes later she comes back in naked and we fukked.
