I just got locked up in Miami. Waiting for mugshot. I m done!!!

[DreadHead P]

You're under arrest but you have your phone? I know better than that

 

[newworldafro]

I would bail him out, but see the way my bank account is set up I got a checking and a savings and all the money's in my savings so i gotta transfer it to my checking and it'll take about three days.

I see what you did there............shiits from a comedy special/or comic routine or something....I've heard that shiit before

 

[PortCityProphet]

I would bail him out, but see the way my bank account is set up I got a checking and a savings and all the money's in my savings so i gotta transfer it to my checking and it'll take about three days.

my nikka

 

[itsyoung!!]

You're under arrest but you have your phone? I know better than that

thats when we know one of our friends took that L, when they phone off.

Only 2 reasons ya phone gonna be off for more than a day you either in jail or you aint pay the bill

but he over here calling people from his cell in the cell I been in hand cuffs too many times, taking my phone one of the first things they do here in cali

 

[Da Jungles]

I see what you did there............shiits from a comedy special/or comic routine or something....I've heard that shiit before

Kevin Hart

 

[Saka]

I see what you did there............shiits from a comedy special/or comic routine or something....I've heard that shiit before

kevin hart brehbreh

 

[LeVraiPapi]

Hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm

How the fukk they let you out though negga ?

 

[RoCKetSity256]

most big city jails really dont want you in there theyll let you keep the cell while you in the holding tank seeing if you gone make bond after a ouple hours they take ya phone and shoot you to the back wit the rest of the savages

 

[call_me_step_daddy]

lol

what a sad life this guy must have if he's texting the coli while in jail

 

[RJY33]

Man this site gets more hilarious and entertaining by the day

Always weekend fukkery, never fails

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Shout outs to my nikka fo life levraipapi!!

Brooklyn, we out chea my nikka!! Smoove, oowwwwww

 

[aqualung]

Blazo:
How to handle the DUI?
Do you pay a fine?
Is your license suspended?
Will there be a court date?
Can you contest this?
Is it your first offense?
Can you get it expunged from your record by community service?
Will you call a cab or designate a driver next time?

 

[thoushallhustle]

coulda sworn they confiscated everything as soon as they arrest you

 

[NSSVO]

They didn't confiscate your phone?

thank you

 

[teacher]

if you KNOW you are DRUNK DON"T TAKE THE BREATHALYZER....that's concrete evidence.....tell them I have nothing else to say until I see my Lawyer.