I Just Got 11k From Trump! AMA

[MajesticLion]

Laziest bait thread I've seen in a good while.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Because of COVID self employed people qualify as well. So if you say you did some odd jobs and made a few bucks you can get approved. While before it was only for w-2 people and they went of quarterly earnings

without any tax history?

they gonna get audited back 25 years even if theyre 22 years old

 

[TEH]

Mods please delete

 

[Made Man]

2 people around my way in SC already got picked up for that shyt .

 

[Don Diego]

All of Richmond did what you say?

Yeah all you have to do is get denied unemployment. And you got it. But you cant be working currently or left your job voluntarily during Covid.

If your self employed and lost out on work you can get it too. Lil over 7 a week all the way back to April 4.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

This thread is scary... scary how stupid some people are

Think people just give you free shyt for no reason, brehs

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Try to do a roll up pin on IRS only to get a DDT to the face brehs

I ate enough during the furlough tho

But folks doing this "Hell Yeah" Dead Prez shyt going to get a rude awakening once January comes

 

[DatBoiHawk]

I keep seeing people say that they don’t have time to investigate and that’s damn lie...Texas workforce emailed saying they did an investigation on my claim and I filed for the disaster shyt through Uber as an independent contractor My guy they are going to investigate that shyt sooner or later

 

[Coco Loco]

You bring up a good point, Coco. If the feds can connect OP and/or his sister to some of the other people getting that money, then that might constitute conspiracy on top of wire fraud and whatever else.

Oh they will if someone starts talking. You’ve seen the first 48, it don’t take much. Like someone said earlier, a cig and a soda and Tekashi shows up

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Because of COVID self employed people qualify as well. So if you say you did some odd jobs and made a few bucks you can get approved. While before it was only for w-2 people and they went of quarterly earnings

That's what the PUA is for. I mean was.

 

[Rollie Forbes]

Try to do a roll up pin on IRS only to get a DDT to the face brehs

I ate enough during the furlough tho

But folks doing this "Hell Yeah" Dead Prez shyt going to get a rude awakening once January comes

Breh, that RBG album. M1 & stic.man dropped so many jewels on that joint!

 

[Don Diego]

Just wire fraud by claiming PuA for prisoners

They claiming it. We just helping. shyt they got internet access they could do it in there. If they wanted to.

 

[Absolut]

They claiming it. We just helping. shyt they got internet access they could do it in there. If they wanted to.

You can’t claim unemployment if you are in prison fam. What don’t you get about that? It’s fraud. Your sister perpetuating it is defined as wire fraud, and since it involved a financial institution can be punishable with up to 30 years in jail

 

[whatthatthangsmelllike]

My girl told me her co worker did that and her daughter and trying to recruit and charge people to do it for them I was lik they gonna get caught

 

[Don Diego]

Even if you legit qualify it’s taxed as income. Your 11k you finessed is taxed. Good luck scrapping together 2500 in tax payments next year with your broke ass. Your sister is the one in a world of trouble committing federal felonies

You have a option for them to tax it. So my 11k been taxed already

 

[Spliff]

Yeah all you have to do is get denied unemployment. And you got it. But you cant be working currently or left your job voluntarily during Covid.

Wait what?

Someone who hasn't worked in years can receive PUA after getting denied (for obvious reasons) unemployment?