I GOT SOME HIP HOP STORIES TO TELL...

[BlackMajik]

Come on, breh....

Yea @hustlemania just change the names

 

[StackBundles]

I got funny ass stories about French Montana.

post them

 

[wingzboy]

-80 and counting. you'll be neg on sight now. enjoy.

Damn, so not only is lil Cease your father figure, but you base your self-esteem on your e-rep, you are the true definition of a phaggot breh.

 

[Harry Sax]

umm lemme see...i seen plies in daytona bcr before he blew up...he was hot in florida off that 36 ounces tape...we went to a party at a hotel and "vip" was a lil makeshift stage and we ended up sneakin on stage...shyt was crowded as fukk...my homeboy who act like he never been anywhere was wildin out n shyt and bumped into this black ass nikka who looked like he had about 30 bodies under his belt...spilled his drink all on his shirt and buddy gave him the deathstare...well we seen plies in the crowd as the party let out and we chopped it up with him for a lil minute...took a picture

so some of our other homeboys went to NC for some football shyt or something and somebody called them and told em we chillin wit plies....by this time we standing outside the hotel at the strip and plies just standing there lookin all sad because everybody walking past him...nikka was icy tho...so my homeboy was like "man yall aint chillin wit plies quit lying" so plies grabbed the phone and was like wassup, and my boy kept sayin man nikka this aint plies...he looked at the phone was like wrong wit dis nikka lol...plies short as shyt tho


i met jacki o that same night...took a pic with her...ass is so big...so so so so big

 

[Nature Boy Ric Flair]

THE NATURE BOY GOT STORIES FOR DAYS

WILD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STORIES ESPECIALLY WITH 50, HOES, AND BASEBALL BATS

 

[riddlerap]

Game, is probably one of the coolest folks in the game.. real humble dude, but can go 0-100 real quick.. he wasnt some fake dude..

looks like we found the root of your fakkitry and Unit hate.

 

[wingzboy]

Yup..everything we say about Banks comes to light and nikkas wasnt tryna believe shyt...and was pharrell smashin Bey while she was wit Jay?..or was this before?..

what did you say about banks breh?

 

[DoomzdayzV]

I saw nore downtown around 2000, I was with my girl...he was outside a barbershop and me being me, I shouted his name and he tirned around being a bit shook or on guard. To his credit, he did have lots of beef at that time. But I swear to everything, nikka was gone real fast. I was a skinny 180 and stood 6'2. Non threatning looking lol

so it was you...ahaha....2000 yeah that was right around the time I heard Ghostface and his peoples robbed him and Capone (the verse on Ghost Deini that everyone thinks is about 50 Cent was really about CNN)

 

[BlackMajik]

After the night everyone went and got some sleep and meet up later. Yay tells us he wanna go see Khaled at the radio station. He says he spoke to E-Class about Khaled being a hater and not wanting to play G-Unit records and he felt like he had to go see him man to man.

So this is who Jacki-O had to sleep with to get an advance

Everybody that signed [to Poe Boy] had gotten their advance money, but when it came time for me to get my advance, I had to f-ck for my advance. It was ten stacks ($10,000) and I had to f-ck for it. So naturally it wasn't something that I'm proud of doing. And I don't advise any female to get into no business - be it music or whatever - and get exploited like that ...

[E Class] told me I had to have sex with him to get the ten stacks. That's how me and him got into a relationship. But that was the situation I had to face, and I made the wrong turn.

But I'm from the hood and if somebody offers you ten thousand dollars at one time to get out of the hood, and lets you go for your dream of doing music, you're gonna run to that.

 

[Sonny Creems]

Alright so I got another one & it's one of my favorite stories cuz ya'll know I'm a G-Unit fan

I actually met Yayo through my nikka Redd Eyez. Me & Redd go way back & he's one of the few cuthroat nikkas out here who actually won't try to shake down an artist. Unless he thinks they aren't showing any respect or love to the city. But anyways this is around the time when Khaled had issues with G-unit. Yayo actually would come through a lot with Trav and all the other little homies since The Unit has a mansion out here, won't say where but anyways Redd & me & a few other homies use to bring these nikkas hoes and all that other shyt.

One day we in Lil Haiti and redd tells me " Yo them New York nikkas coming through later"
In my head I'm thinking he means they coming in a flight today or something along that. I'm like cool let me look through my phone see what we can do for these nikkas.
10mins later I see a black Bentley with a Haitian flag tied around the rearview mirror.
I'm thinking who the fukk is this?
They pull up to the house we were posted in front of and the window rolls down and I see Yayo on the passenger and one his nikkas driving. Yayo starts talking in creole to Redd, small shyt tho to where I can keep up with the conversation.
He basically telling Redd he didn't want to go to no club or no SOBE shyt
He wanted to stay in the hood smoke weed get drunk and fukk some bytches.
I'm like damn this dude really gutta, prior to that the only artist I can vouch for and say I've seen them in the hood for real is the nikka Jeezy
I'm talking no security a few feet a way while he pretends to be thugged out, nah just him and his nikkas.

Anyways I tell Redd let's take em to this house party that was going on maybe a few blocks down from where we were at. Yayo hears me & he gets hyped up like "yo my nikka lets do that! I rather party here then on Collins."

Now if you from the south or South Florida in general ya'll know hood parties be damn near like the club minus security. So we call the homie who was having the party that we were sliding thru with Yayo, he all cool about it like fo sho come thru.
To my non miami brehs, it's no exaggeration when nikkas say there is dimes everywhere in miami. We pull up and all you see is big booty bytches everywhere it looked like a sea of bad bytches & I can see Yayo getting more hyped, he kept telling Redd " yo I love the 305! Its paradise here"

We jump out and I'll keep it 100 only a handful of people if not less knew who Yayo was off rip. It wasn't tell some nikka was like oh shyt G-Unit in the house!
bytches were asking for 50 non stop Yayo had a look on his face like damn everywhere I go they ask about this nikka.

We gettin faded smoking talking shyt fukking with the hoes and I see Yay macking some hoe up, I can hear him saying something like "yea baby I can get you in Fif's video if I wanted to"
I'm like fukk it breh get it how you live
He sneaks off with the hoe and we kinda got worried after a while cuz them Zoe's don't give a fukk who you are & who you know they'll rob you and won't think twice about it.

Some time passes and one of his homies found him the car with the bytch, they finished up & Yay came back cheesing like alright let's bounce. This nikka Yay a real hood nikka this nikka grabs two bottles and heads to the car on some fukk it I'll take these with me.


We weren't too far from where we originally were when Yayo first popped up so he tells Redd fukk it let's walk and tells his nikka to drive behind us while we walked and smoked. It's like 4am and this nikka Yayo is all hyped up still. Talking hella loud moving his hands everywhere while he talked, I swear I even seen him hit the a few times out the fukking blue

I'm like yo this nikka here cool
While we're walking we never noticed some hoes are walking right behind us. When we stopped they stopped and asked if they could hang out and smoke with us

Yay's like "cmon baby you wanna smoke, I'll give you something you can smoke on"
I'm legit laughing at this point cuz this nikka hit the bytch with a line and
I swear I was waiting for him to say "here we go now!"
We get to the crib and when his homie pulls up he takes the bottles out the car. He opens one and start poruring liquor into these hoes mouth. They loving it, we all chillin just having a good time.

Yayo tells he got some shyt to do later on in the day. He tells us to roll with him. We like alright cool we didn't know what it was at that point but we like fukk it.

After the night everyone went and got some sleep and meet up later. Yay tells us he wanna go see Khaled at the radio station. He says he spoke to E-Class about Khaled being a hater and not wanting to play G-Unit records and he felt like he had to go see him man to man. E told him basically do what you gotta do homie. A few hours before I was suppose to meet up with them I got caught up with some shyt so I didn't end up going. Yay ending up going with some nikka he knew from out here and one of his nikkas which was the driver.

They go to the radio station and just work themselves into Khaled's station. He had Khaled shook he didn't want to talk or even make eye contact. Khaled was really caught off guard by the whole thing because he never thought they would take it to the streets. That incident pretty much lead to them hating each other even more and other shyt happening.


I remember the day after Khaled was on the radio saying some shyt about him being the best Dj in the streets because he plays music that brings unity or some corny shyt like that.



Before Pitbull blew up and he was still on the come up and before he met Lil Jon. I would always see him in Opa-Locka Lil Havana & Overtown battling other local nikkas. He use to slay nikkas back then not all the time but he was dope

I remember Ross and Pitbull and Piccalo had a little freestyle session going on on set of the "Holla At Me" and ross getting more shine then Pitbull til pit started spittin in spanglish

For those who don't know but the beef between Ross and trick was more then just some rap shyt. Trick started feeling some type of way when Ross started repping "Boobie boys" because Trick put Ross on and them nikkas who he called "Boobie boys" played a huge part in Trick's brother Hollywood being killed.

I met Suge Knight when they held the VMAs out here he was hella cool and aproachable but he was fukked up, I'm talking bout he was slurring his words and couldn't stand still.


Ya'll remember when Brisco got robbed? The day after that shyt happen he went and bought some more jewels and dropped a record and try to flex on nikkas. He had got robbed the day after again by the same nikkas. They was all from the same neighborhood but didn't like Brisco because Brisco was smashing one of the dudes baby mamas

Speaking on Brisco I remember being at some party where every Florida artists was present, this was around the time Florida was getting some shine. Dre from cool n Dre was there, ross, Trina, plies, trick, T-Pain and a bunch of other nikkas. Brisco gets on stage and start acting like he the next hot shyt out because he had got the Wayne co-sign.

But everyone who was in the know, knew E-Class pretty much brokered that deal with Birdman as a way of squashing the beef he and wayne had with the Zoes

I seen Ross slap the shyt out of Khia for disrespecting Trina Khia was running around telling people Trina had aids. Ross always has shown love for Trina because she played a huge part in Trick helping Ross get on.


I was in Oakland a few years back and ran into Juice (Game's former artist) He actually knew my brother and we all chopped it up and he was cool ass hell real funny dude and we even smoked one

I seen DMX at JFK once and homie looked tweaked out I wanted to ask for a picture but he looked out of it

I'm trying to dig deep into my brain to find some good ones


A lot of stories here are

Props to everyone

Was this before or after Buck draped up a DJ for playing Game's music? I don't remember which came first but I always felt like these 2 incidents were very instrumental in the G-Unit backlash at the time among other things. People might have forgot but a lot of DJ's boycotted their music for a bit because of that incident.

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Met Bambaata during a festival in Europe in the late nineties, I was stoked to meet one of my heroes and a important figure in hiphop to me.My man was cool with some of the promotors and we went to the hotel to chop it up.We arrive at his hotel room,and when we knocked on the door this 15 yr old latino kid opens the door,looks at us and walks back into the bathroom..meanwhile Bam is in the room watching tv.We say what up,I introduce myself and we sit down and start chopping it up about music and the festival which was an old school festival with mad old school legends on the bill.Now every two minutes or so,the young dude comes out of the bathroom,goes through his bags, packs Bam bags and goes back in the bathroom,by this time I'm looking at my man like,something feels off about this dude,he sees my puzzlement and tells me in our native language(patois) to chill.Bam goes into the bathroom and we hear him talking to the kid.They both come out of the bathroom and by their body language i could tell this kid is not just carrying records for Bam.I tell my man I want to break out cause the vibe was weird and Bam started watching these infomercials on Dutch tv,which is basically soft porn for phone sex ads.One of the other DJ's(can''t remember his name) comes in and looks at me and my friend like "the fukk ya'll doing here".I tell my man we are leaving right now,i say peace to Bam and i'm out.On the hallway the DJ says to me "I know you're probably thinking what that was all about with the kid in Bam's room right?
I say yes and dude proceeds to teel me that Bam likes to fukk young boys and it's not really a secret within NY hip hop circles that a couple of old school DJ's had kids "carry their records" while getting piped down on some DL shyt.....needless to say,meeting your heroes is not something I want to do anymore...fukked me up for real...true story

That's why I say, the celebs they make look "crazy" in the press, are normally the most sane/genuine individuals.

All the people who "flip out" like Pac, Katt Williams..Dave Chappelle etc etc....Them the real nikkaz.

They just can't grin & bare the bullshyt.


Just imagine what it must feel like to find out all the nikkaz you looked up to/ viewed as heroes are on some weirdo/homo shyt.

Trying to make a career in that environment, you gotta stay high to deal with it.

 

[NYK Loyalist]

I don't have much but I used to work at a bank and I managed Game Records accounts so I knew Jonathan (Shecky Green) Shecter who was the CEO. This is around the time of Bad Meets Evil and Royce dropping Boom so they were doing pretty well. He came in one time with 2 checks from Paul Rosenberg both over $100k. He used to bring artists signed to the label through because he knew I was a hip-hop head. I also went to chill at they're office a couple of times. I met Pretty Ugly, Lord Sear, Reef who produced some of their stuff and best of all a few of the Game Girls . All of them were really cool and shecky gave me a really nice laptop bag for Christmas which he didn't have to. He also used to give me tons of Game merch and music.

I know Bowlegged Lou from Full Force, real good dude, called me to congratulate me when both of my kids were born which I really respect him for cause I only know him through a friend of my wife.

Met Black Thought and Jeru coming out of Electric Lady studio around 2000 when Thought was supposedly working on a solo album. Crazy shyt is literally 5 mins after we saw them we saw Mick Jagger in a shoe store.

 

[Trey0'5Blue2Gz]

Was this before or after Buck draped up a DJ for playing Game's music? I don't remember which came first but I always felt like these 2 incidents were very instrumental in the G-Unit backlash at the time among other things. People might have forgot but a lot of DJ's boycotted their music for a bit because of that incident.

I forgot about the game incident

But I'll drop a jewel that maybe some people already know but Buck was trying to squash beef with Khaled behind 50's back

Telling him he wanted to get on a record with him but Khaled never did anything out of fear

 

[Theodoresolderbreh]

you aint shyt loooooool

 

[Sonny Creems]

I forgot about the game incident

But I'll drop a jewel that maybe some people already know but Buck was trying to squash beef with Khaled behind 50's back

Telling him he wanted to get on a record with him but Khaled never did anything out of fear

I don't know if I ever heard that or it was rumored but I could definately see Buck doing that on the low
Khaled is a fukkboy but he rightfully did nothing considering Buck smoking a blunt with Jada partially led to Buck getting the from 50. One more question: what was Khaled's beef with the Unit before Yayo stepped to him? Was it the Terror Squad thing?