Alright so I got another one & it's one of my favorite stories cuz ya'll know I'm a G-Unit fan
I actually met Yayo through my nikka Redd Eyez. Me & Redd go way back & he's one of the few cuthroat nikkas out here who actually won't try to shake down an artist. Unless he thinks they aren't showing any respect or love to the city. But anyways this is around the time when Khaled had issues with G-unit. Yayo actually would come through a lot with Trav and all the other little homies since The Unit has a mansion out here, won't say where but anyways Redd & me & a few other homies use to bring these nikkas hoes and all that other shyt.
One day we in Lil Haiti and redd tells me " Yo them New York nikkas coming through later"
In my head I'm thinking he means they coming in a flight today or something along that. I'm like cool let me look through my phone see what we can do for these nikkas.
10mins later I see a black Bentley with a Haitian flag tied around the rearview mirror.
I'm thinking who the fukk is this?
They pull up to the house we were posted in front of and the window rolls down and I see Yayo on the passenger and one his nikkas driving. Yayo starts talking in creole to Redd, small shyt tho to where I can keep up with the conversation.
He basically telling Redd he didn't want to go to no club or no SOBE shyt
He wanted to stay in the hood smoke weed get drunk and fukk some bytches.
I'm like damn this dude really gutta, prior to that the only artist I can vouch for and say I've seen them in the hood for real is the nikka Jeezy
I'm talking no security a few feet a way while he pretends to be thugged out, nah just him and his nikkas.
Anyways I tell Redd let's take em to this house party that was going on maybe a few blocks down from where we were at. Yayo hears me & he gets hyped up like "yo my nikka lets do that! I rather party here then on Collins."
Now if you from the south or South Florida in general ya'll know hood parties be damn near like the club minus security. So we call the homie who was having the party that we were sliding thru with Yayo, he all cool about it like fo sho come thru.
To my non miami brehs, it's no exaggeration when nikkas say there is dimes everywhere in miami. We pull up and all you see is big booty bytches everywhere
it looked like a sea of bad bytches & I can see Yayo getting more hyped, he kept telling Redd " yo I love the 305! Its paradise here"
We jump out and I'll keep it 100 only a handful of people if not less knew who Yayo was off rip. It wasn't tell some nikka was like oh shyt G-Unit in the house!
bytches were asking for 50 non stop
Yayo had a look on his face like damn everywhere I go they ask about this nikka.
We gettin faded smoking talking shyt fukking with the hoes and I see Yay macking some hoe up, I can hear him saying something like "yea baby I can get you in Fif's video if I wanted to"
I'm like fukk it breh get it how you live
He sneaks off with the hoe and we kinda got worried after a while cuz them Zoe's don't give a fukk who you are & who you know they'll rob you and won't think twice about it.
Some time passes and one of his homies found him the car with the bytch, they finished up & Yay came back cheesing like alright let's bounce. This nikka Yay a real hood nikka this nikka grabs two bottles and heads to the car on some fukk it I'll take these with me.
We weren't too far from where we originally were when Yayo first popped up so he tells Redd fukk it let's walk and tells his nikka to drive behind us while we walked and smoked. It's like 4am and this nikka Yayo is all hyped up still. Talking hella loud moving his hands everywhere while he talked, I swear I even seen him hit the
a few times out the fukking blue
I'm like yo this nikka here cool
While we're walking we never noticed some hoes are walking right behind us. When we stopped they stopped and asked if they could hang out and smoke with us
Yay's like "cmon baby you wanna smoke, I'll give you something you can smoke on"
I'm legit laughing at this point cuz this nikka hit the bytch with a line and
I swear I was waiting for him to say "here we go now!"
We get to the crib and when his homie pulls up he takes the bottles out the car. He opens one and start poruring liquor into these hoes mouth. They loving it, we all chillin just having a good time.
Yayo tells he got some shyt to do later on in the day. He tells us to roll with him. We like alright cool we didn't know what it was at that point but we like fukk it.
After the night everyone went and got some sleep and meet up later. Yay tells us he wanna go see Khaled at the radio station. He says he spoke to E-Class about Khaled being a hater and not wanting to play G-Unit records and he felt like he had to go see him man to man. E told him basically do what you gotta do homie. A few hours before I was suppose to meet up with them I got caught up with some shyt so I didn't end up going. Yay ending up going with some nikka he knew from out here and one of his nikkas which was the driver.
They go to the radio station and just work themselves into Khaled's station. He had Khaled shook he didn't want to talk or even make eye contact. Khaled was really caught off guard by the whole thing because he never thought they would take it to the streets. That incident pretty much lead to them hating each other even more and other shyt happening.
I remember the day after Khaled was on the radio saying some shyt about him being the best Dj in the streets because he plays music that brings unity or some corny shyt like that.
Before Pitbull blew up and he was still on the come up and before he met Lil Jon. I would always see him in Opa-Locka Lil Havana & Overtown battling other local nikkas. He use to slay nikkas back then
not all the time but he was dope
I remember Ross and Pitbull and Piccalo had a little freestyle session going on on set of the "Holla At Me" and ross getting more shine then Pitbull til pit started spittin in spanglish
For those who don't know but the beef between Ross and trick was more then just some rap shyt. Trick started feeling some type of way when Ross started repping "Boobie boys" because Trick put Ross on and them nikkas who he called "Boobie boys" played a huge part in Trick's brother Hollywood being killed.
I met Suge Knight when they held the VMAs out here he was hella cool and aproachable but he was fukked up, I'm talking bout he was slurring his words and couldn't stand still.
Ya'll remember when Brisco got robbed? The day after that shyt happen he went and bought some more jewels and dropped a record and try to flex on nikkas. He had got robbed the day after again by the same nikkas. They was all from the same neighborhood but didn't like Brisco because Brisco was smashing one of the dudes baby mamas
Speaking on Brisco I remember being at some party where every Florida artists was present, this was around the time Florida was getting some shine. Dre from cool n Dre was there, ross, Trina, plies, trick, T-Pain and a bunch of other nikkas. Brisco gets on stage and start acting like he the next hot shyt out because he had got the Wayne co-sign.
But everyone who was in the know, knew E-Class pretty much brokered that deal with Birdman as a way of squashing the beef he and wayne had with the Zoes
I seen Ross slap the shyt out of Khia for disrespecting Trina
Khia was running around telling people Trina had aids. Ross always has shown love for Trina because she played a huge part in Trick helping Ross get on.
I was in Oakland a few years back and ran into Juice (Game's former artist) He actually knew my brother and we all chopped it up and he was cool ass hell real funny dude and we even smoked one
I seen DMX at JFK once and homie looked tweaked out
I wanted to ask for a picture but he looked out of it
I'm trying to dig deep into my brain to find some good ones
A lot of stories here are
Props to everyone
. So I'm like yo to the hostess how you going to just let these muthfukkas jump to the head of the line after everyone else has to wait
. So the hostess is like well are you famous like Sean Paul 
. So I was like bytch fukk Sean Paul and find me a seat and so i go on an rant about fukk that light skinned ol wanna be rasta, and how i could give a fukk and selling a bunch of wolf tickets 
and by this time I had a little 
and his security like what ya say nikka 
. So i turned around and I'm like yeah you heard me but the bass had left my voice and my chick had stepped to the side and everyone in line is looking at me like 
. So the biggest guy gets all in my face like nikka ya better shut the fukk up before ya eating your chicken and waffles through a straw so I took about 2 steps back and was like nikka you aint gone do shyt 
my chick is 
and then like an angel a deep voice calls out leave the fat mufukka alone stall em out and it was DMX lil ass struts up daps up the security guy pats me on the back and they all walk inside. 
. But I ain't going to lie them chicken n waffles were 
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