How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

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fly gal i noticed on a mutual friend's facebook profile randomly liked and hit me up first on okcupid :leon:

should i mention our mutual friend (because chances are we'll all kick it together soon)? he's something of a reckless manwhore and i don't even get down on the casual tip, i dunno if it's a good look to be associated with dude if i'm trying to build something real with shorty

:whoa: Hold on, playboy. I'd think THRICE before "trying to build something" with a chick that's on a dating website. Most of them are only good for fukking, breh
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Hmmm...I never had much luck with this online shyt, especially POF. A nikka gets NO love on that bytch. IDK, I might do that international shyt just to see how many matches I get, bc apparently the western women be bullshytting....at least on MY part...

pof sucks
 

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Hmmm...I never had much luck with this online shyt, especially POF. A nikka gets NO love on that bytch. IDK, I might do that international shyt just to see how many matches I get, bc apparently the western women be bullshytting....at least on MY part...
truuu bruh its a struggle and some of the black girls on POF tho misleadin as fuk with their photots... either busted as fuk or fat as fuk and they tryna hide it:scusthov:
 

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Hmmm...I never had much luck with this online shyt, especially POF. A nikka gets NO love on that bytch. IDK, I might do that international shyt just to see how many matches I get, bc apparently the western women be bullshytting....at least on MY part...

pof sucks

Only 1 fat bytch decided to talk to me on POF, but on OkCupid different story
 

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Tinder has been ok
Now the chick just stopped replying. :dwillhuh:

I feel your pain man!

My tinder date from Saturday has not been talking to me. I'm mad as fukk because she's fukking beautiful to me (Coli standards she's a 2/10 but it ain't about you fukkers)

She has a smile that brightens up the rooms with these gorgeous light green eyes, long blonde hair, pale skin with freckles. My first legit country chick, chick rocked an sundress with some cowboy boots, pulled it off flawlessly. She told me form the jump she's horrible at relationships, has anxiety, depression, and daddy issues.... I'm still fiending for this chick tho.

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Anybody on match.com? :patrice:

Of all dating websites I never fukked with match.com because waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to many people I know be on there. I perused it once and saw all types of friends, family, and coworkers on there. Also match.com isn't really set up as "dating" to me, it seems like it's set up for women to find their perfect man with the intrusive detailed oriented profiles they want you to set up.
 

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Tinder has been ok


I feel your pain man!

My tinder date from Saturday has not been talking to me. I'm mad as fukk because she's fukking beautiful to me (Coli standards she's a 2/10 but it ain't about you fukkers)

She has a smile that brightens up the rooms with these gorgeous light green eyes, long blonde hair, pale skin with freckles. My first legit country chick, chick rocked an sundress with some cowboy boots, pulled it off flawlessly. She told me form the jump she's horrible at relationships, has anxiety, depression, and daddy issues.... I'm still fiending for this chick tho.

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pics? the chick I'm talking about hasn't been active since 22 hours so I'm thinking she hasn't read my last message.
 

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the girl who i made the "pretty nervous brehs" thread about actually hmu to tell me happy birthday today :sas2:
 

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pics? the chick I'm talking about hasn't been active since 22 hours so I'm thinking she hasn't read my last message.

you do know that last active isn't 100%?

it just means last time she swiped. She can be signed in and talking to ten guys and it will still show 22 hours ago
 

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Tinder has been ok


I feel your pain man!

My tinder date from Saturday has not been talking to me. I'm mad as fukk because she's fukking beautiful to me (Coli standards she's a 2/10 but it ain't about you fukkers)

She has a smile that brightens up the rooms with these gorgeous light green eyes, long blonde hair, pale skin with freckles. My first legit country chick, chick rocked an sundress with some cowboy boots, pulled it off flawlessly. She told me form the jump she's horrible at relationships, has anxiety, depression, and daddy issues.... I'm still fiending for this chick tho.

:snoop:


:snoop: go home to your wife
 
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