How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

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Ya'll nikkas need to dap up this man. This message got me balls deep in a big titty asian bytch last night :ohlawd:
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Breh even when I was in south Africa there were more white women than black on tindee

Man it's nothing but ditzy looking white chicks near me. :wtf: You mean to tell me my entire city isn't up on Tinder?? Anyway I ain't get no matches yet. :wtf:?? I'm not a ugly nikka. What kind of profiles y'all got set up? Is there something you gotta do??
 
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ya'll wanna hear some funny shyt? For the past couple weeks I was wondering why the fukk all i saw was fat, ugly ass whales n shyt on POF, so i'm looking through my profile & under this setting:
Would you date someone that has BBW or a few extra pounds selected as a body type? The "I only date a few extra pounds or BBW's" was selected
FML :snoop:
 

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Man it's nothing but ditzy looking white chicks near me. :wtf: You mean to tell me my entire city isn't up on Tinder?? Anyway I ain't get no matches yet. :wtf:?? I'm not a ugly nikka. What kind of profiles y'all got set up? Is there something you gotta do??

The most important thing is your main picture got to be your best damn picture, if not, she's swiping left. All your pics should be top notch showing off your best features, no half stepping.

I'm a bit older so Tinder is a young folks thing, I would switch my age to 21-24 for best results on your Facebook.
 

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you dont know what you doing son

its no need to talk and "set up" having sex

the shyt just supposed to happen

you already know your intentions

just play like you dont wanna fukk

i cant explain the shyt man but you lost right here

Yeah, you right. I didn't put myself in a situation for us to smash.
 

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ya'll wanna hear some funny shyt? For the past couple weeks I was wondering why the fukk all i saw was fat, ugly ass whales n shyt on POF, so i'm looking through my profile & under this setting:
Would you date someone that has BBW or a few extra pounds selected as a body type? The "I only date a few extra pounds or BBW's" was selected
FML :snoop:
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ya'll wanna hear some funny shyt? For the past couple weeks I was wondering why the fukk all i saw was fat, ugly ass whales n shyt on POF, so i'm looking through my profile & under this setting:
Would you date someone that has BBW or a few extra pounds selected as a body type? The "I only date a few extra pounds or BBW's" was selected
FML :snoop:
:russ: might as well bushes that account breh
 

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Ya'll nikkas need to dap up this man. This message got me balls deep in a big titty asian bytch last night :ohlawd:
Which site? I tried using a similar message on OKC a few times but it got completely ignored.
 
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:russ: might as well bushes that account breh
yeah, i'm about to. A couple nice joints hit me up, but all the balooga whales outweigh (dont even ask me how) that number 20 to 1. Now that I made the change I feel like I just put a fukkin cheat code in, nothing but bad bytches :ohlawd:
 

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ya'll wanna hear some funny shyt? For the past couple weeks I was wondering why the fukk all i saw was fat, ugly ass whales n shyt on POF, so i'm looking through my profile & under this setting:
Would you date someone that has BBW or a few extra pounds selected as a body type? The "I only date a few extra pounds or BBW's" was selected
FML :snoop:
any results tho
 

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yeah, i'm about to. A couple nice joints hit me up, but all the balooga whales outweigh (dont even ask me how) that number 20 to 1. Now that I made the change I feel like I just put a fukkin cheat code in, nothing but bad bytches :ohlawd:

when i was on pof that and the would you date women with kids were alwas checked no
 
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