How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

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It was OKC. To be fair, I sent it to multiple women and it was ignored except for the one very eccentric Asian bytch I fukked last night.

I'm jealous, I never got any asian p*ssy yet in my life. All the asian chicks I match up with on Tinder ain't really bout it bout it.
 

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Man it's nothing but ditzy looking white chicks near me. :wtf: You mean to tell me my entire city isn't up on Tinder?? Anyway I ain't get no matches yet. :wtf:?? I'm not a ugly nikka. What kind of profiles y'all got set up? Is there something you gotta do??

Im saying.
I stay in the hood and Tinder rarely even shows black chicks
 

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you dont know what you doing son

its no need to talk and "set up" having sex

the shyt just supposed to happen

you already know your intentions

just play like you dont wanna fukk

i cant explain the shyt man but you lost right here

How you gone fukk by playing like you dont wanna fukk? :dwillhuh:
Ain't like women are the initiators.
 

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woke up with like 50 matches today :shaq:, but but black men its russia , we're monkeys were tar, we aint nothing, stay in america thats the best we can do brehs brehs.

put a black man anywhere on God's green earth and h ecan eat

onto norway

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Whats the point in getting foreign matches though breh?
 

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How you gone fukk by playing like you dont wanna fukk? :dwillhuh:
Ain't like women are the initiators.

Family, it's all about subtlety. Don't EVER mention fukking to a woman you haven't fukked yet, even hoes want to be treated like ladies. If she's at your crib and she's an adult then she knows why she's at your crib, keep a physical presence but DO NOT mention sex unless she does first, she can do a million things wrong and you'll still be down to fukk, all it takes for you to lose out on p*ssy is ONE mistake :usure:
 

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@Vado and brehs, stay helping out. I definitely see where I fukked up from looking back. Log it into the bank and keep it moving. My rep is still on some pathetic ish but I got some for every dude in here who dropped knowledge when I can.
 

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Even back home in my cacville town tinder is turning to be easy as pie . just put myself back in my town but like 5 miles away swiped everything for like two minutws woke up and pow

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Family, it's all about subtlety. Don't EVER mention fukking to a woman you haven't fukked yet, even hoes want to be treated like ladies. If she's at your crib and she's an adult then she knows why she's at your crib, keep a physical presence but DO NOT mention sex unless she does first, she can do a million things wrong and you'll still be down to fukk, all it takes for you to lose out on p*ssy is ONE mistake :usure:

Well duh I know not to mention sex but you had said to play like you don't want to fukk.
 

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fly gal i noticed on a mutual friend's facebook profile randomly liked and hit me up first on okcupid :leon:

should i mention our mutual friend (because chances are we'll all kick it together soon)? he's something of a reckless manwhore and i don't even get down on the casual tip, i dunno if it's a good look to be associated with dude if i'm trying to build something real with shorty
 

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Hmmm...I never had much luck with this online shyt, especially POF. A nikka gets NO love on that bytch. IDK, I might do that international shyt just to see how many matches I get, bc apparently the western women be bullshytting....at least on MY part...
 
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