How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

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Make assumptions. Ask your question in the form of an assumption but if you are wrong in your assumption, she will correct you, and it will be in return, be an answer to your subliminal question. You have to trick these hoes man...they're fickle and stupid in their social interactivity.
shyt feels lame when you get curved, that gut feeling is :sadcam:.
 

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In the DC area and probably most areas with a larger pop. Match is the best. So many people that are serious about meet someone. When people pay, they aren't trying to mess around. Another benefit of Match, is that you can see which Asians:yes: and other races of women date brothers.
Cons: You can get overwhelmed very fast. You send out 10 emails one night, get 6 responses. Now you're conversing and trying to set up dates with 6 new attention thristy women. :whew: Dont' sign up for more than a month. You'll be good in a few weeks .

How do you know if they paid or not?
 

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COOPERATION is the key my friend.


I met up with a super thirsty nurse Saturday. She's been on me hard and I've been stalling. I don't usually meet new chicks on Saturday, but we met early at like 8pm at applebees. Two for 20$ meal :yes: We had good convo and she was sexy. Real slim 5'9 no much azz, but I can work with her. We got done eating at like 930. I didnt have anything else planned and she wanted to continue the night. I didnt know where to go but to the house. I mentioned a movie (netflix at the crib) She starting looking at movies at the theater. :no: She was like, lets go to Bmore, I'll drive. I was like cool. I told her Ill park at her place (wolf move) :yes: She was like .......ooook... You have to park on the street. Once she saw that big A8L, she gave me her pass and parking spot :yes: We got to the Bmore harbor, walked around went into a super ratchet stripclub for a drink. I wanted a dance so bad, fine hood chicks in there. Right up my ally. She was nervous, so I dranked her and my Tanguray and OJ, headed to her crib. Of course I'm too drunk to drive (wolf move) :yes: She was like..... okkk.. you can sleep on the couch. I ask her for some bball shorts. She gave me some Dennis Rodman pistons tight shorts. Time for some free balling fun. We cuddled on the couch and then in her bed. She had on some thin tight sweat and a wifebeater. Looking sexy. I was fondling her all over, she was pretending to be sleep. I didn't press too hard, Ill get it easy next time. I must add, she has a very very nice place. It's over when she sees my Penthouse.


I love when a chick is real cooperative. No stress, no pressure. Said she wouldve cook if I didnt leave at 6am. She's from Chicago/Carolina. She's making a strong case for my summer squad.
 

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theres def a higher quality of woman on match - more professionals, better looking usually. lots of bums and hipsters on OKC. i havent tried tinder yet

i like itnder, alot of discreet people use tinder, bad thing is you can't weed out single moms
 

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breh number 1, not alot of black women on here, your already hyping her up like shes special, when shes just a broad on instagram.

secondl all those questions about new york, get to the point breh
My gut feeling was the same, but It was too late when I realized that. In previous convo's with chicks, I be wanting to get a phone number or something out of them by like the 3rd or 4th exchange but the way the conversation flows it seems like it would be abrupt and come off too aggressive. :yeshrug:.
Same shyt happened with a broad I was talking to on POF about a month ago.
 

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can they see or access your facebook?

tinder accesses your fb but posts nothing, all they access is your photo albums.

create a facebook any name you want

go to a gorup friend adder, add 50 players
download install tinder and eat
 
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