How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[MikelArteta]

You damn right. If a chick wants to fukk, she will fukk you right then.



Damn shame because her body is pretty damn banging but she just moved here with her parents and has no damn car. I met her for coffee and I ain't taking her to my crib.

that's what motels and hotels were invented for.

 

[ThugLife]

I met her for coffee

Next time hang out with here somewhere where yall can actually fukk and see what happens. She may be down to smash and UOENO

 

[Draje]

that's what motels and hotels were invented for.

I'm a finance major, breh.

Hard to separate me from my money even if it's for kitty cat.

Got a perfectly fine backseat for her to lay in.

 

[MikelArteta]

I'm a finance major, breh.

Hard to separate me from my money even if it's for kitty cat.

Got a perfectly fine backseat for her to lay in.

let her pay half

 

[Draje]

Next time hang out with here somewhere where yall can actually fukk and see what happens. She may be down to smash and UOENO

You might be right too. I did kiss her after her coffee date. Twice.

 

[Draje]

let her pay half

Brehs helping other brehs get p*ssy at affordable rates.

The Coli da GOAT

 

[ThugLife]

You might be right too. I did kiss her after her coffee date. Twice.

Breh take her to ur crib or go to her crib when her parents gone, you already in there fam

 

[Draje]

Breh take her to ur crib or go to her crib when he parents gone, you already in there fam

Her mom works from home otherwise I woulda been done that. And I had a bad experience taking chicks to my crib so I'm going cheap motel on my next day off.

She gon' get this work.

 

[MikelArteta]

You might be right too. I did kiss her after her coffee date. Twice.

grab a boob or her ass next time

 

[philmonroe]

I'm a finance major, breh.

Hard to separate me from my money even if it's for kitty cat.

Got a perfectly fine backseat for her to lay in.

nikka just keep it 100 and say you broke right now save all the other stuff lol. We all friends in here and most been there before lol

 

[chall sparktree]

hit up an above average girl on pof on friday, she sends me nudes, last night she invites me to her apartment and roommates are gone. we smoke, drink, sit by a fire, and end up fukin before bed and in the morning, and i was on my way..it went like

such a glorious easter feast

 

[FakeNews]

hit up an above average girl on pof on friday, she sends me nudes, last night she invites me to her apartment and roommates are gone. we smoke, drink, sit by a fire, and end up fukin before bed and in the morning, and i was on my way..it went like

such a glorious easter feast

C'mon breh you know betta where them nudes at

 

[Draje]

grab a boob or her ass next time

Did that too. I'm lame and corny but I'm pretty good at getting with women, especially in person.

nikka just keep it 100 and say you broke right now save all the other stuff lol. We all friends in here and most been there before lol

Actually, I'm pretty good financially but I'm really particular with my money because I like to stay prepared for the worst possible scenario.

Plus, I got a son.

 

[4North1Side2]

Did that too. I'm lame and corny but I'm pretty good at getting with women, especially in person.



Actually, I'm pretty good financially but I'm really particular with my money because I like to stay prepared for the worst possible scenario.

Plus, I got a son.

Your also pretty good with the excuses as well.

 

[Draje]

Your also pretty good with the excuses as well.

My finances ain't a problem, nikka. Don't make call that nikka Harlem in here to hurt you.