How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[TooLoyal]

Finally tried this shyt. Made an okcupid profile. Messaged 25 women. 4 responded asked out 2 of them after about 5 total messages back and forth. 1 just straight up ignored me, the other didn't feel comfortable meeting someone from the internet.

Are these numbers about normal? I'll admit my profile was and I only had one pic up of me doing regular shyt so there's definitely room for improvement. Also for the most part I individualized the messages. I tried using a template for 6 out of the 25 and didn't get responses for any of them. I've deactivated the account for now, but I might open it up again in the future.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Finally tried this shyt. Made an okcupid profile. Messaged 25 women. 4 responded asked out 2 of them after about 5 total messages back and forth. 1 just straight up ignored me, the other didn't feel comfortable meeting someone from the internet.

Are these numbers about normal? I'll admit my profile was and I only had one pic up of me doing regular shyt so there's definitely room for improvement. Also for the most part I individualized the messages. I tried using a template for 6 out of the 25 and didn't get responses for any of them. I've deactivated the account for now, but I might open it up again in the future.

I hate some of these attention whores. The fukk kind of bytch joins an internet dating site then claims she doesn't feel comfortable meeting dudes from the internet?

 

[MikelArteta]

Finally tried this shyt. Made an okcupid profile. Messaged 25 women. 4 responded asked out 2 of them after about 5 total messages back and forth. 1 just straight up ignored me, the other didn't feel comfortable meeting someone from the internet.

Are these numbers about normal? I'll admit my profile was and I only had one pic up of me doing regular shyt so there's definitely room for improvement. Also for the most part I individualized the messages. I tried using a template for 6 out of the 25 and didn't get responses for any of them. I've deactivated the account for now, but I might open it up again in the future.

for men yes
its a numbers game, some days you'll have great days others not a single message. The thing is the women may not even have seen your messagse, the nice looking ones get messages all day long by the time they log in your hey what's up is on page two.

 

[MikelArteta]

so I got to meet up with my chick i met off pof a couple of weeks back at my job today and i was a combination of ,,and finally let me start off with the fact that whoever said that the chicks are actually cute in person than they are in their pics were right. when she stepped out the car today she was super thick for a virgin and as she walked into the store I was like ( and i'm prone to do this around chicks are super cute and it just makes me really awkward than i already am) . I really couldn't make the imrpession that i needed to make with her and our interaction was very short and I just froze thinking to myself"I'm fukking up big time with this" i was just to myself the whole time in my thoughts. I was only able to talk to her for 5 mins. as my break was rounding up and couple that with the fact she thought she lost her phone in the store it was just a mess.But good thing is i can bounce back tremendously tomorrow because were going to the movies and i got all the time in the world to make the right impression her any thoughts brehs...

your like the crappy team whose up 8 and looks up at the clock with 5 minutes left, and the gameplan that got them to be up they stop doing it, and revert to a conservative approach and end up losing

 

[EnzoG]

your like the crappy team whose up 8 and looks up at the clock with 5 minutes left, and the gameplan that got them to be up they stop doing it, and revert to a conservative approach and end up losing

Like I said I can bounce back today

 

[EnzoG]

Movie hangout cancelled

 

[alphaomega]

Got this thick chocolate hunny that is on this "come get this p*ssy, nikka" shyt. Decent looking. We've talked on the phone a few times. Don't think I'll be able to get up there until end of the week. Met her through Tinder.
Thick ass, ample t*ts. Dresses like a lady. Have to get my ass up there.

 

[Brandeezy]

Got this thick chocolate hunny that is on this "come get this p*ssy, nikka" shyt. Decent looking. We've talked on the phone a few times. Don't think I'll be able to get up there until end of the week. Met her through Tinder.
Thick ass, ample t*ts. Dresses like a lady. Have to get my ass up there.

Tinder is brehs

This white chick literally a block or so down the street hit me up talking about she wanna smoke and shyt in her car. She's a bbw but she gave me her instagram and she got pics talking about she squirts, swallows, sucks dikk, got a pic of her dildo my shyt gonna feel good tonight

 

[Brandeezy]

Update on that broad from last night. bytch hit me up and picked me up by the crib. We pulled over on the sid e off the street and hit two blunts in the car :smoke: We chopped it up for about an hr then she sent me a pic out of nowhere of her ass in a thong saying "this is corn fed and all for you" then sent another of her t*ts . I sent her the snake now she wants to fukk asap. She said she'll swallow and all .

 

[Vado]

Tinder is brehs

This white chick literally a block or so down the street hit me up talking about she wanna smoke and shyt in her car. She's a bbw but she gave me her instagram and she got pics talking about she squirts, swallows, sucks dikk, got a pic of her dildo my shyt gonna feel good tonight

Update on that broad from last night. bytch hit me up and picked me up by the crib. We pulled over on the sid e off the street and hit two blunts in the car :smoke: We chopped it up for about an hr then she sent me a pic out of nowhere of her ass in a thong saying "this is corn fed and all for you" then sent another of her t*ts . I sent her the snake now she wants to fukk asap. She said she'll swallow and all .

its surprising that you cant see all the Ls you racked up

 

[Brandeezy]

its surprising that you cant see all the Ls you racked up

im getting the pornstar treatment, how about you? Also some of my post was cut, she dropped me off then sent me the pics 30 mins later. I got another hoe on the squad too. We gonna meet up after work and do some shyt

 

[Vado]

im getting the pornstar treatment, how about you? Also some of my post was cut, she dropped me off then sent me the pics 30 mins later. I got another hoe on the squad too. We gonna meet up after work and do some shyt

@Brandeezy

 

[Vado]

i dont fukk with all them dating sites

but why not talk about my bytches here

i use to fukk with this shorty back in november and december

she fell hard. we had such a great relationship i was able to be honest about fukkin other bytches while talking to her.

but she lied to me over some petty shyt so i cut that off

she randomly texts me every month

she got a whole bf and still want me lol

lol these hoes aint loyal

i just came back from the gym and im bored. might go get some head

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Tinder is brehs

This white chick literally a block or so down the street hit me up talking about she wanna smoke and shyt in her car. She's a bbw but she gave me her instagram and she got pics talking about she squirts, swallows, sucks dikk, got a pic of her dildo my shyt gonna feel good tonight

Update on that broad from last night. bytch hit me up and picked me up by the crib. We pulled over on the sid e off the street and hit two blunts in the car :smoke: We chopped it up for about an hr then she sent me a pic out of nowhere of her ass in a thong saying "this is corn fed and all for you" then sent another of her t*ts . I sent her the snake now she wants to fukk asap. She said she'll swallow and all .

I'm confused as to what it is you're so happy about. So she's sending you pics and dirty texts, and you've even chilled with her, but you still haven't fukked her. So?

 

[MAKAVELI25]

@Brandeezy

This nikka Harlem is a fool.

"But you don't know these type of things, man"