How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[Reality]

My main probably is holla at 10 chicks, while I'm already conversing with like 7 and 5 of the new 10 hit me back. Now I'm trying to keep up with 12 chicks. It's a process of chatting, gettting the number, meeting up.

From experience, you just have a lot more fun when don't mind being seen with a chick in public. Jumpoff caliber chicks are tricky when they want to date you seriously and take it slow. This is the most frustrated situation. I'm starting to lose patience with them. I just get start to the point.

how do you deal w/ a convo deadin on you? i havent been trying to resuscitate 'em to avoid the sense of thirst, but there's two 8s that im willing to collect an 8 to holler at.

what's your opener too, btw?

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Some women will be turnt on by you flirting with other chicks, others will feel disrespected.

You need to be loose and comfortable around chicks. They know when you have woman around you. You need to be smashing so you won't have that thristy vibe.

What other post?

Im kinda lost with how you worded that .

sad to say but women want what other women want. Knowing that you as a man can get another girl or are talking to other girls shows that you are wanted, that your attractive that she has to fight to keep you and keeping you is a accomplishment.

It's why in all my years I've rarely heard of a woman divorcing, breaking up with a man on the first time he cheated, talked to another girl, sent a dirty picture etc., she may get angry but he always gets another chance. Yes women will say i dumped my ex he cheated, but you dig deeper that wasn't the first time he cheated.

sad to say its why you sometimes have to keep your friends that are females in the picture or still casually flirt, a large segment of women don't want you to feel that they are the best you can do.

@BonitaChelz speak on this

So how would I be able to give my woman that feeling without her having to catch me doing something wrong?

 

[Stuntone]

how do you deal w/ a convo deadin on you? i havent been trying to resuscitate 'em to avoid the sense of thirst, but there's two 8s that im willing to collect an 8 to holler at.

what's your opener too, btw?

You got to be willing to risk losing these chicks, be careless, you don't have them anyway. You want full cooperation. That's how you smash if that's all you want. Some girls are worth more than just smashing, but most aren't. If she's not really fly, after a couple of messages. I'm like," I like you and want to meet you. I think we could have fun together. What's your number so when can chat and meet up." Be aggressive and know what you want. Some women love it, silly chicks don't. You can waste too much time on these average hoz bruh.

Last night I sent out 10 "I like your style, you're cute. Are you still single?" Knowing damn well they're single. lol I got 5 replies back. These were all average and a little above. Good for late nights and weekdays. But you meet some of these chicks in person and you'll be surprised that they're finer.

For finer chicks, I read their profile and ask them about something I read or one of their pics. You have to go a little harder. I've met some really good girls online these past few years. Wife types at times. So some are worth a ton of effort. I also have chicks I've been smashing for years I've met a long time ago and they're still down for me.

 

[Jahmal]

Most chicks on POF are not worthy of dates. I've been on POF for 3 weeks and have smashed 5 chicks already. I havent taken any of them on dates. If they arent down to come to my place on on the first meeting then I ignore them. A lot of these women are lookin for ego boosts and free meals. My homegirl is on POF and she has no intention of having sex with any of the guys. She uses POF to get free dinners 3-4 days a week. If you do take a POF chick out make sure its something free or really cheap like coffee or ice cream.

These hoes dont respect nice guys. The dating game is wolf territory and women are feasting on nice guys. Pimps Up, Hoes Down. Hard On Hoes 2014! You know what the movement's like. You know how we movin', right.

 

[4North1Side2]

I want to personally thank the fatherless dudes who man googled me and ran to my soon to be ex wife like the bytches they were. Their was an silver lining to this ordeal. While browsing online at the library. I noticed this beautiful young chick was checking me out here n there. I'm already down and don't have shyt to lose so I approached her. We really hit it off. This chick is Italian/peurto rican and resembles Selena Gomez a bit. Thick as fukk too! So thank you fukk boys for making this happen.

 

[Vado]

I want to personally thank the fatherless dudes who man googled me and ran to my soon to be ex wife like the bytches they were. Their was an silver lining to this ordeal. While browsing online at the library. I noticed this beautiful young chick was checking me out here n there. I'm already down and don't have shyt to lose so I approached her. We really hit it off. This chick is Italian/peurto rican and resembles Selena Gomez a bit. Thick as fukk too! So thank you fukk boys for making this happen.

you took the biggest L in coli history



EDIT: You took the SECOND biggest L in Coli history....i cant forget about Mollywatr

 

[A.V.]

 

[Ricky Church]

I want to personally thank the fatherless dudes who man googled me and ran to my soon to be ex wife like the bytches they were. Their was an silver lining to this ordeal. While browsing online at the library. I noticed this beautiful young chick was checking me out here n there. I'm already down and don't have shyt to lose so I approached her. We really hit it off. This chick is Italian/peurto rican and resembles Selena Gomez a bit. Thick as fukk too! So thank you fukk boys for making this happen.

 

[EnzoG]

 

[MercuryHayes]

Nah nikka, I know my lane. If they aren't feeling you they won't respond or hit you up first. I refuse to post more pics to prove that I'm real...bytches be on there for ego boost.

Guess I read your post wrong. I thought you were the initiator and they weren't biting at all. The women in your situation sound childish as hell or just Catfish.

 

[Vado]

@4North1Side2 i been violating ya wife and it ain't nothing you can do

 

[brickfare]

nikka if he aint want shyt to go down

he should of paid

jesus christ

there's a new breed of coli wolves that i don't eem want no parts of

so did breh smash lil buddy's wife in addition to snitching?

 

[brickfare]

guess i could use some advice now as well

went to a concert with the yt teacher a few weeks back. i paid (about $50 for the two of us, not including beer) and had a decent time and all that but i didn't know how to proceed afterwards. her answers to sex oriented questions on okcupid let me know she was dtf...mine were pretty much on the same page

she mentioned she'd been drawn to and dated "aggressive" guys in the past (a marine, boxer, etc). i think my profile listed me as being way more aggressive than the average guy but that shyt is totally not me, i'm pretty passive when it comes to women. and i'm treading even more carefully considering that i'm a black guy trying to fukk a yt gal (don't need no rape charges)

tbh i think she lost interest when i mentioned that i live with my parents (i'm 30 but have a job, car, bachelor's. no kids, criminal record or stds)

so yeah, i've hit her up a couple of times since then, i don't think she wants to be bothered with a breh. kinda tempted to send her a dikk pic and see what happens, not like i have much else to lose

 

[MAKAVELI25]

@4North1Side2 i been violating ya wife and it ain't nothing you can do

No, its not possible...........Did you literally fukk this dude's wife?

 

[A.V.]

guess i could use some advice now as well

went to a concert with the yt teacher a few weeks back. i paid (about $50 for the two of us, not including beer) and had a decent time and all that but i didn't know how to proceed afterwards. her answers to sex oriented questions on okcupid let me know she was dtf...mine were pretty much on the same page

she mentioned she'd been drawn to and dated "aggressive" guys in the past (a marine, boxer, etc). i think my profile listed me as being way more aggressive than the average guy but that shyt is totally not me, i'm pretty passive when it comes to women. and i'm treading even more carefully considering that i'm a black guy trying to fukk a yt gal (don't need no rape charges)

tbh i think she lost interest when i mentioned that i live with my parents (i'm 30 but have a job, car, bachelor's. no kids, criminal record or stds)

so yeah, i've hit her up a couple of times since then, i don't think she wants to be bothered with a breh. kinda tempted to send her a dikk pic and see what happens, not like i have much else to lose

My nikka...........lol so how did you proceed after the concert...like what all went down. What was ur approach, and how'd she respond? Be up front, let the Pof Doctor help you, my G