How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

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bytches refusing to give their number out online...fukk you and your "sacred" number. :pacspit:


You just not they type breh. Either step your pic and profile game up or stay in whatever lane gets you the most.

White women have never been my thing but I smashed 5/6 off OKC in FEB. Had to do it for black history month :salute:

I disabled my shyt for now, I have a solid rotation of 4-8 women that aren't needy except 1, but i say and do whatever I want to her w no push back so I keep her around.

There's one im lowkey feeling. Shes Iranian and Puerto Rican, graduated from Stanford and works w kids.

Shes coming thru tonight to get high and watch netflix w the breh. Her ass is better than I would have ever imagined, and the way she walks and switches that ass :mmm:


It'll be the first time we're not at a public place so we'll see how it goes, it won't kill me if we don't fukk right away. It's good to have a faux good girl in the stable, keeps you grounded. I did let her know what time it was when i grabbed her ass in the middle and placed my fingers on the p*ssy in the elevator the other night. :manny:
 

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so I met this girl at my job. We been mad cool on some hi and bye shyt. But I could tell when a girl wanna talk to me

She work on a different floor and department than me so we rarely see each other.

I caught her in the elevator and we was talking on the way out... I noticed her phone ring and the contact said "my heart"

I asked her how long her and her bf been together. She said like 3 years. And she went out of her way to lemme know tjat he got paralyzed when he got shot.

I had that. :wtf: Face

But I asked to use her phone and I called my phone jokingly and she laughed..

I'm taking that nikka bytch :umad:
 

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so I met this girl at my job. We been mad cool on some hi and bye shyt. But I could tell when a girl wanna talk to me

She work on a different floor and department than me so we rarely see each other.

I caught her in the elevator and we was talking on the way out... I noticed her phone ring and the contact said "my heart"

I asked her how long her and her bf been together. She said like 3 years. And she went out of her way to lemme know tjat he got paralyzed when he got shot.

I had that. :wtf: Face

But I asked to use her phone and I called my phone jokingly and she laughed..

I'm taking that nikka bytch :umad:

her boyfriend is joe swanson nikka you better watch out :mjpls:

joe.jpg
 

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Just met up with a chick for the 1st time at the National Harbor. Damn she was a thicker than in her pics. :what:I only spend 5$ on both of our coffee. Always meet at a bar for "a drink" or for coffee on the first meet up. Some chicks try to make the first meet up into a date. :smh:

Any how she has a pretty face and nice complexion, real cool girl. Big melons. I'd smash, says she's a homebody and very low maintenance. I'd smash, but no more public outings.
 

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Just met up with a chick for the 1st time at the National Harbor. Damn she was a thicker than in her pics. :what:I only spend 5$ on both of our coffee. Always meet at a bar for "a drink" or for coffee on the first meet up. Some chicks try to make the first meet up into a date. :smh:

Any how she has a pretty face and nice complexion, real cool girl. Big melons. I'd smash, says she's a homebody and very low maintenance. I'd smash, but no more public outings.
pics breh? :lupe:
 

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You just not they type breh. Either step your pic and profile game up or stay in whatever lane gets you the most.

White women have never been my thing but I smashed 5/6 off OKC in FEB. Had to do it for black history month :salute:

I disabled my shyt for now, I have a solid rotation of 4-8 women that aren't needy except 1, but i say and do whatever I want to her w no push back so I keep her around.

There's one im lowkey feeling. Shes Iranian and Puerto Rican, graduated from Stanford and works w kids.

Shes coming thru tonight to get high and watch netflix w the breh. Her ass is better than I would have ever imagined, and the way she walks and switches that ass :mmm:


It'll be the first time we're not at a public place so we'll see how it goes, it won't kill me if we don't fukk right away. It's good to have a faux good girl in the stable, keeps you grounded. I did let her know what time it was when i grabbed her ass in the middle and placed my fingers on the p*ssy in the elevator the other night. :manny:

Nah nikka, I know my lane. If they aren't feeling you they won't respond or hit you up first. I refuse to post more pics to prove that I'm real...bytches be on there for ego boost. :camby:
 
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