How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[MAKAVELI25]

Nah nikka, I know my lane. If they aren't feeling you they won't respond or hit you up first. I refuse to post more pics to prove that I'm real...bytches be on there for ego boost.

Cosign this, thats one thing I hate about this online dating thing. A lot of these chicks are on there for attention, if you're not interested then don't act like you're interested, fukk all that flirting, I'm trying to get in some drawers

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

thanks for making my thread longer

We 47 pages deep.
What are some key points to take heed to?

 

[Stuntone]

bytches refusing to give their number out online...fukk you and your "sacred" number.

Exactly. A lot of times you could play their "hard to get" games and smash, if you can stomach it. Women think hard to get = value to men. Men know when it's authentic or not. Average and below with a kid.


And sometime women just want you to fall in love with their personalities before meeting up in person. Usually because they aren't as attractive in person.

 

[Detroit Wave]

Average and below with a kid.

breh, these types of chicks swear they got leverage. im like bytch u got a kid and you in school for "nursing"

 

[Stuntone]

We 47 pages deep.
What are some key points to take heed to?

1. Most average and below chicks are looking for guys way better than they've dated in the past.

2. The first meeting is not a date. Always meet at a coffee shop or park, hoes try to get a meal out of you and you might not want to see her again.

3. The more effort you put in your profile, the less effort in conversing with these birds.

 

[Stuntone]

POF is cooking for me. It's hard to stay on top of all of it and you have to have a serious stomach for the bs.

Any average, below average, has a kid has to give me their number within 24hrs. Below average chicks have to come to my house on the initial meetup. I be straight with them.

HOH 2014. Stop playing with these hoez bruh. The chicks that are suppose to be easy give you the hardest time sometimes.

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Had a italian cac bytch come thru, look nice and fit in her pix with big ass tatas, yet when she showed up in all black with a boodeedoo, i was like




I had to give myself the for even entertaining the beezy..



anyhoo..




Lets see what we can salvage…..I had coli wolves on my mind the entire time Im with this chick….


This broad bout to sukk my dikk for catfishing me..

Broad came thru with a 3 Pack of tall can Budlights..I was like…daam ok.

Funny thing is I NEVA EVA EVA EVA EVA EVA EVA EVA EEVVVVAAAA NEVA EVA let a female know where I stay..unless she's deemed worthy..


Im finishing up my 32oz, she on the other hand almost finished with her 2nd beer and offers me the third..as to not seem greedy

yeah Bytch..I see you……..need…more liquor…in system…..

Anyhow, Im grabbing on tittays, chick is asking to go to my room lay down etc, she likes to sleep in etc

I bet yo fat ass do…


Im like "later, its all good"


Anyhow this broad wants to now goto her car to listen to music, I already know this broad on some high school shyt and wants to make out..well my mind state is on HEAD,DOME,BRAAAAAAAAINS!!

Before we left to her car I pour a gangsta 3 finger shot of goose…to..ya know..numb my vision a lil bit..

I got my beer and drank..chillin…we talking….I set my drank down, turn around, turn back around…DRANK GONE!

Like, yo ass CAME here zlizzard, now you bout to be extra drunk…oh well

So yeah we making out..here goes nothin…I kissed her couple times… I pulled back…she grabbing by head head talking bout, "don't you like me"..

Im like.."you aint got no breath mints?" She's like "Mints cause my stomach acid to act up"

I have NEVA heard of that shyt before, broad had the best drag Ive EVER heard of why you got funky ass breath

Anyhoo, I fires up half my wax joint..hotbox in that batch car…then she gets the demeanor…

I pulls out the dilsnick and told her "This is what you been wanting huh"..of course gently using my hand to press her head unto my penis..

She's like "Im not going to suck your dikk, but Ill fukk you tho" with a drunken matter of factly..

DAMMIT!!

Game over..Im done..

Im not going to have this fat drunk white broad laying in my bed..

So after I put my dikk up …I asked her "you feeling sick huh" that good weed had her feeling like oooooohweeeeeee

I suggested she open her door before she yak on herself…and she did…in time.

She fell the fukk out, slumped over in her front seat…I left her keys in her cup holder and bounced….

I just gave myself the…entire time I walked back to the crib.













Then went back on POF @ 3:30 am to see who the lonely hoes where

edit:video footage coming shortly

 

[Auger]

All dat and no pics?

 

[chall sparktree]

i been on pof for a month and a half and ive come a long way..

the first date i had on there i met this chick that was what seemed to be exactly my type. i was on some prince charming type shyt and brought her to a classy sea food spot and it went really well..however my big mistake was when i didnt attempt to hook up w her at the end of the date when i clearly could have..thought it might turn into something so i tried to take it slow and be respectful. i was startin to feel like the young angel himself..texted for a while after that but havent met up since. i own up to it and take that L...that was like my equivalent to lebron's '11 finals L cause I aint goin back to that and its been cookin on POF lately

what i can tell you is...

-you can tell which ones are tryna fukk by who's online late nights

-pretty obvious but if they message you first, they tryna fuk, all you have to do is not fuk it up

-if you talkin to one that thinks youre a good guy and wants to get serious...and still tryna browse around to find new ones...browse while youre not logged in...these broads pay attention to how often you on and its not a good look to them if you always on late at night and shyt..

-this goes w the last point...get their number (or a lot of times even better, give them yours on some "if thats weird to you then i'm sorry but its easier to communicate thru text than on here") after the second convo at most(my first few that i was talking to i waited way too long to ask for the #, but youd be surprised how quick most of them will give it up if you just ask)...that way you can text them instead of being online talkin to them, which will seem to the rest of the roster that you just aint been online creepin since you met them because theyre the only one.

-as stated before, some of these broads are on strictly for an ego boost, dont give them the satisfaction...view their profile but dont message them...good chance theyll see you viewed them and hit you up (if your page aint wack) or at least view you...i look at them viewing me back as an invite to hit them up

-the baddest broads on there probly get 100s of messages a day so keep that in mind if youre gona message them

-i try to stay local but away from my city at least, im trying to move in silence and not be seen by anybody i know at all

-i try to stick to at most 3 solid prospects at a time (got the # to text, down to meet up), cuz it can turn into a handful if you talking to more than that(i'd rather wait til i'm done w the current 3 and then move in on the next few i got my eye on than be talking to them all at once)

i was hesitant to sign up because of the stigma of online dating but i finally just said fuk it and now it got me like

 

[EnzoG]

a chick i met on pof meeting up with at my job friday and last night she invited to come to her spot on campus to watch netflix when she comes back from spring break

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

1. Most average and below chicks are looking for guys way better than they've dated in the past.

2. The first meeting is not a date. Always meet at a coffee shop or park, hoes try to get a meal out of you and you might not want to see her again.

3. The more effort you put in your profile, the less effort in conversing with these birds.

Whats something I can put into my profile that will make me seem interesting while at the Same time not reveal too much.

 

[Stuntone]

Whats something I can put into my profile that will make me seem interesting while at the Same time not reveal too much.

Clear, crisp picture of you looking successful, adventurous and outgoing.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Clear, crisp picture of you looking successful, adventurous and outgoing.

Cool breh.
Lastly, can you address my other post?
I want my woman to think other women want me so I can keep her in line.
Do I look at a broad ass on purpose? Tip the waitress? Start a convo with a chick in her face?

 

[Stuntone]

My main problem is hollering at 10 chicks, while I'm already conversing with like 7 and 5 of the new 10 hit me back. Now I'm trying to keep up with 12 chicks. It's a process of chatting, gettting the number, meeting up.

From experience, you just have a lot more fun when don't mind being seen with a chick in public. Jumpoff caliber chicks are tricky when they want to date you seriously and take it slow. This is the most frustrated situation. I'm starting to lose patience with them. I just get start to the point.

 

[Stuntone]

Cool breh.
Lastly, can you address my other post?
I want my woman to think other women want me so I can keep her in line.
Do I look at a broad ass on purpose? Tip the waitress? Start a convo with a chick in her face?

Cool breh.
Lastly, can you address my other post?
I want my woman to think other women want me so I can keep her in line.
Do I look at a broad ass on purpose? Tip the waitress? Start a convo with a chick in her face?

Some women will be turnt on by you flirting with other chicks, others will feel disrespected.

You need to be loose and comfortable around chicks. They know when you have woman around you. You need to be smashing so you won't have that thristy vibe.

What other post?