How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

It might sound like that, but she laughed after, and squeezed the rest of my cum on her breast, I got documented texts of her saying she would suck my dikk, plus she wants me to come over again to fukk next time. IM not good with words

I guess a more accurate thing would be to say I put my dikk on her lip and she started to suck

Any documents on the game you spit to her when you first hit her up?

 

[EnzoG]

Any documents on the game you spit to her when you first hit her up?

please produce the evidence i got to see this need pointers on this

 

[Detroit Wave]

It might sound like that, but she laughed after, and squeezed the rest of my cum on her breast, I got documented texts of her saying she would suck my dikk, plus she wants me to come over again to fukk next time. IM not good with words

I guess a more accurate thing would be to say I put my dikk on her lip and she started to suck

 

[MikelArteta]

as well i used to link my flickr page and eat off that ish as well, hell if you can find one in your city just lie and say its your flickr hos love photography

 

[Raiders]

Any documents on the game you spit to her when you first hit her up?

She was one of those girls who doesnt take tinder seriously, and I hit her with the template about kicking puppies and shyt. From there we just chatted about random shyt, she was the only chick I just chatted with, but then she left a chink in the armor and I went in. A shark smells blood and he attacks

Spoiler

She texted, and I went from there

 

[Raiders]

as well i used to link my flickr page and eat off that ish as well, hell if you can find one in your city just lie and say its your flickr hos love photography

Here is my 500px page, I dont post much on it, but are these pics enough?

Spoiler

http://500px.com/havox22p

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

She was one of those girls who doesnt take tinder seriously, and I hit her with the template about kicking puppies and shyt. From there we just chatted about random shyt, she was the only chick I just chatted with, but then she left a chink in the armor and I went in. A shark smells blood and he attacks

Spoiler

She texted, and I went from there

Son I cannot get that app to work.
Ima uninstall it

 

[Raiders]

Son I cannot get that app to work.
Ima uninstall it

Dont if you are on wp8, you wont be able to reinstall, try a reset

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Dont if you are on wp8, you wont be able to reinstall, try a reset

i uninstalled it and reinstalled and still wont work right.
Im on Galaxy s3

 

[Raiders]

i uninstalled it and reinstalled and still wont work right.
Im on Galaxy s3

idk i got a nokia

 

[MikelArteta]

Have to have at least 50 fb friends

i uninstalled it and reinstalled and still wont work right.
Im on Galaxy s3

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Have to have at least 50 fb friends

i got 296

 

[Mass]

Went up to UCSD to meet this chick last night, originally she was like come over and make out. I was like you need to call somebody else for that im coming if im cumming
Shes like she just wants to make out so im like i'll come if you are going to suck my dikk and swallow, she like she would suck me off but wouldnt swallow, im like whatever. I get close and she is texting me all this BS about her roommate being fukked up, I get lost because its foggy as shyt and i only been to that school once before, but i make my way to her, and Idk I felt her and her roommate was conspiring against me to not suck the dikk.

So im there like an hour and her roommate is all in the cool aid and im tryna pull my dikk out so i can cum and go. long story short she hits me with what would you think about me if i suck your dikk the first time seeing I said what would I think if you dont you fukking liar She didnt think I would actually come, but I said F it, cuz im not coming back unless im cumming, so i stand up look her in her eyes push her face in my private area and she says im aggressive lol and that she doesnt want to. im a stranger and she doesnt know me like that, so I pull my dikk out and rub it on her chin and say im not a stranger any more, and start rubbing it on her face, and then i put it in her mouth and she starts sucking it, I ended up cumming in her mouth and holding her head there and she swallowed so we chilled for like 10 more mins and then I left. First time I met somebody from online, it waas fun

Dem hoeesssss

 

[KidNoble]

Not much of a poster, more of a lurker but I had to give props to this thread. Tinder has a brutha feasting like muhfuqa. What I wanted to ask the coli breathren is this. Getting numbers on Tinder is become a cakewalk but once i get the number should i call or continue to text them to maintian that mysterious aura about myself? Im starting to become overwhelmed by the convos im having via text and the phone numbers they are sending. I dont have the time nor the patience to be talking to all these females. Any light yall could shed on this would be greatly appreciated.

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[EnzoG]

Not much of a poster, more of a lurker but I had to give props to this thread. Tinder has a brutha feasting like muhfuqa. What I wanted to ask the coli breathren is this. Getting numbers on Tinder is become a cakewalk but once i get the number should i call or continue to text them to maintian that mysterious aura about myself? Im starting to become overwhelmed by the convos im having via text and the phone numbers they are sending. I dont have the time nor the patience to be talking to all these females. Any light yall could shed on this would be greatly appreciated.

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The only thing I would say is if you can carry a good convo. And you think that they're feeling you go right in for the kill assuming your good a sealing the deal