How the fukk are you gonna come with a condom?

[247Alex]

if you arent used to them they fukking suck.
sry bro

 

[beenz]

You ain't really getting p*ssy on the regular like that if you gotta drive for it. You good

I live in the city, my girl lives in the suburbs

 

[Chief]

I just googled lambskin condoms and them shyts are basically sausage casings

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

This. If her shyt really fire...nikkas feeling it thru the condom.

facts nicca

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Honestly, I like her so much, I don't even care if she has trash p*ssy.

Then wtf is the point of this thread bruh?

Nicca, this wack b'sh got you so lost in the sauce YOU'RE double talking. Sh't you're saying doesn't even make sense.

You just said you don't care if her puccy trash, whjch it looks like it is, but you're crying in here talking about condoms make sex trash. Make it make sense the sex is gonna be garbage regardless

 

[Ku$h Parker]

I just googled lambskin condoms and them shyts are basically sausage casings

Im suprised they are still being Sold,I thought it was just an Ol School thing and they were discontinued for ineffectiveness

 

[Ciggavelli]

Then wtf is the point of this thread bruh?

Nicca, this wack b'sh got you so lost in the sauce YOU'RE double talking. Sh't you're saying doesn't even make sense.

You just said you don't care if her puccy trash, whjch it looks like it is, but you're crying in here talking about condoms make sex trash. Make it make sense the sex is gonna be garbage regardless

Trash p*ssy still makes you come, most of the time if it's raw. I like her as a person, as an individual. Sex really isn't that big of a thing for me. I can fukk her, make her come, and then be done. I don't need to come. I'm weird though. I respect her as a person

 

[Unemployed GM]

MAAAAN, FCK condoms...might as well be jacking ya own dck off...sex sposed to be WET!! Ain't nothing better.


Back in my Dirt bag days I did the old Switcheroo with my Young chick...


Didn't buss in her if though... HELL no!






Popped a whole in the condom the Pwussy selling thot put on me in the McDonald's Bathroom in Tampa...creampied her n she didn't even know it.

Bwoy, them SNEAKY condom hole Busts feel so damn good! Specially when you never plan on seeing the Bysh ever again!

This right here is a prime example of being right and wrong at the same time.

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Nah, she's hella conservative. I believe her. I had to wait 2 months before I slept with her the first time. I don't mind though. I'm not a big sex guy. I was just texting with her, and she's like, if you can provide me with a clean std report, we can have raw sex. I know I don't have anything, but I'm going to the doc on Wednesday to get the report.

Wait...so two things here.

1. If you do that and you two fucc, is she gonna take a pill or not?

2. If she's that worried about you having std's then why the fucc would she fucc someone she thinks could be dirty like that because they've got a condom on...she how that doesn't make sense?

 

[MicIsGod]

Abstaining from porn will do the trick.

 

[maxamusa]

thread is jokes.


grown man saying they can't bust with a rubber WTF


ya'll some deviants straight up stop the cap


OP your situation sounds terrible tho why you fukking with some prude ass Chinese broad anyway

 

[Elim Garak]

Im suprised they are still being Sold,I thought it was just an Ol School thing and they were discontinued for ineffectiveness

They prevent pregnancy only they aren't for std/sti prevention.

 

[Ciggavelli]

Wait...so two things here.

1. If you do that and you two fucc, is she gonna take a pill or not?

2. If she's that worried about you having std's then why the fucc would she fucc someone she thinks could be dirty like that because they've got a condom on...she how that doesn't make sense?

I'm just gonna get the clean report and fukk her raw and pullout. She's a viable candidate for a person to have kids with. I want kids finally, so I'm in a different space. Yeah, she's real concerned with STDs. I don't mind getting a clean printout.

 

[DPresidential]

She's real conservative. She's Chinese. I tried to go down on her and she was too shy. I'm not gonna get some head from her. I gotta figure out a way to come with a condom or fake that shyt, which is no good.

nikka, drop that boring jawn


Boring sex ain’t sex, b

 

[God Of Art]

There’s no hand job on the planet better than p*ssy or head tf

We never said it was...but condom sex ain't better than a handjob