How the fukk are you gonna come with a condom?

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Gotta do all that...what's the difference between doing this and getting a pocket Pwussy or one of the Portable pwussy torso joints...

:dame:

I agree with the brehs in here saying just get a Hand job.. they're safe, and alot of times getting jerked off be better than anything!
:gucci: There’s no hand job on the planet better than p*ssy or head tf
 

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I'm at the point in my life where I don't give a fukk. I'd have a kid with her. She's pretty and smart. I'm gonna try one of the lambskin joints. Maybe that'll help​
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Then take the condom off.
Risk the squalor.
And enjoy yourself.

:manny:
Or own up to the fact that you care somewhat if you're willing to use a condom.
Get yourself tested.
Know where you stand and have it raw.
I'm condom gang and ain't no amount of dap fishing, meme posting, strongly worded randoms on the Internet gonna change my mind off that.
If you don't like/tolerate condoms, that's quite alright, but there isn't any magical brand that will make things better.
It's up to you and her, so get on that instead of wasting plastic trying to appease your lust.
With THAT being said, though. I'm sponsered by Durex and their light skin joints are the best in my opinion.
You can try those if you can find 'em, but all the same, work out the details to go raw and enjoy yourself, breh, errr.....buddy.
You got this.
 

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Put it in her butt...
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this is the way
 

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He should be able to get a body slide, dry humping, private to private slide. Hell strippers let's you whip it out and grind on you with a lap dance many places during the day shift in the lapdance area.

Getting an Ass job is good times. He may need to suggest that. Lube up that crack a lil...


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@Morose Polymath your family out in force this morning. :picard:
 

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Plan B on every corner. If you down with a condom she can take a plan B once a week and let you pull out as well to limit the amount of cum.

Trade offs.

Hell, condoms break. You need a plan B on hand anyways.
Plan B is not some shyt to be popping every week. That’s shyt has major effects on your hormones. Jesus…
 

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Being involved is not enough. Kids need two parent households. The black community is the only community where both the men and women are perfectly fine having children living in separate households than their children. The kid being able to call you is not enough. Seeing them on the weekends is not enough. The kid needs to see a healthy male female dynamic at home.
I agree that kids need a two parent home...

I'm not okay with having kids in two different homes but the reality is life happens and you play the cards dealt to you the best way you can. Aint no point in me crying about something I can't change, and for the record I was trapped into my youngest child...

So when you have kids in multiple homes being involved is the best thing you can control, abd I dont use the word "involved" lightly. I'm a full and voluntary participant in my daughters' lives...
Hol up, ain't you the same niigga that's been in here making threads and inquiring about custody issues repeatedly? And you in here advocating for bussing raw in broads?:wtf:

@Morose Polymath come get your people. :deadrose:
I'm failing to understand the correlation you're making. Because my point is that having kids is only scary if you know you can't afford them, or you just don't want them...

I can clearly and obviously afford to be a father and have never been slowed by having children. So the scary shyt about not having natural sex because you may have kids, never applied to me...

Also don't out yourself, because I have some bad news for you: you can be with a woman who seems amazing and checks all the boxes for you, and if it goes south, you still run the possibility of having to fight for custody. Nobody can predict how these women act when relationships end and ego and kids are involved...

I have a great life that gets better every year. Its not a perfect one so while fighting for custody is an inconvenience, it isn't effecting my quality of life...

So yes, I'm a fan of doing what feels comfortable to you. I prefer natural sex, would wear a condom if I liked a woman enough and she asked me----->but they don't ask me to, I'm healthy and clean, and I love natural sex. If you like condom sex knock yourself out, playa!
Wait, what!?

And you're black? No kizzy, that's the first time I've ever heard of a black man and Chinese woman being together in the present:pachaha:
Cigg is a white man 🤣...
 

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:gucci: There’s no hand job on the planet better than p*ssy or head tf
I agree...but like Alot of brehs in here stated...THEY Can't feel Shyt with a condom on...

I'm one of the ones who can't feel a thing in a condom, and if I gotta use my imagination while in the pwussy I don't even want it. I'll take the hand job with Spit ,real feeling,eye contact and dirty talking instead .
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All that? A small squirt of lube on a condom isn't much work. Like 5 seconds if that. Nothing beats making a woman cum before you nut. Handy's are great, but will never beat good sex
Idk if it's from me beating my shyt to oblivion since Early teens, or...(it's definitely that).. sensitivity must be lost so I can't feel Shyt in the condom,meat be going soft and ruin the whole mood...

The only times I HAVE bust with one was I did the lube in the tip truck (but with her spit in the condom)

But I busted quick more off the excitement of her doing that nasty shyt I just requested , though,, but the trick DID work...

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So, I'm dating this new girl but she's not on birth control. We've been using condoms. I fukked her twice, but couldn't come either time. What's the best condom to use? This condom shyt is terrible. I can't even feel her. :mjcry:
It's not the condoms friend. Stop putting the death grip on ya meat. Take a Vaca from the faps and let your feeling come back.

Porn has ruined men :laff:
 
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